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I am Icetongue, a swedish MVP of multimediaxis.de to the family of Olaf, former of Sweden. I seek the assistance of someone who is genuinely interested in entering into a business relationship with QUALITY POSTS. Understanding and willingness to read all of Nonsense's posts are essential.
In brief, Günther was the former of Mars and had ruled there for 420 years before he checked out of office some years back. Upon his resignation from power, he and members of his family have been given paddlings and wedgies by successive governments in his country. This has led to the freezing of postingcounters belonging to him and members of the TS Rocket Scientists both home and abroad. Many pants belonging to them both locally and internationally have also been seized.
Based on the aforementioned, however, it is noteworthy to inform you that they still have a family fortune consisting of millions of postings, hidden away in REWE plastic bags in a couriers liver, which is only known only by me, the family members, and Nicolas Cage. It is therefore on this note that Tali'Zorah nar Rayya has directed that I secretly find a genuine and reliable Olaf with whom they have had no previous personal or business relationship. This is to assist them in transferring these postings to a safe account. They intend to buy crack cocaine with a reasonable percentage of this money, though this is subject to change by a certain group of whalerussians.
My duty therefore, among others, is to ensure that you will not only help and transfer this fund in a way that you will provide cover, to save them from being banned by security agencies from the MMX-Willkührstaff, but you will also coordinate a spamparty. You will also assist in investing the family fortune that is scattered all over the world in indie games. Note that there is no risk involved because you, the family members, Nicolas Cage, and a certain group of whalerussians are the only ones who know this. As soon as we receive your letter of acceptance/acknowledgement, I shall give you more on this transaction.
