Waifufyrkant #11 - Dieser Thread macht betroffen

[T.U.F.K.A.S.]

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My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very annoying and furry. He should have a physique like Batman, a profile like Roseanne Barr, and the intelligence of a/an fucking fox. He must be polite and must always remember to splooge my pimp juice, to tip his board game and to take my kneecap when crossing the street. He should move longingly, have a/an goffik voice, and should always dress nonsensically. I would also like him to be a/an stupid dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper fluffy nothings into my armpits and hold my awesome ballsack. I know a/an beefcake is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Icetongue

Ich nässe mich gleich ein Ich weiß schon was ich zum BMT mitbringe

MOAR:
The year is Byder, and Byder`s Byder with Byder is History.

In his continued efforts to outdo the Byder of Byder, His Majesty, King Byder VIII, has invited some of the country`s most Byder Byder to create for him a Byder fit for the most Byder of all Byder: himself.

Unfortunately, His Majesty`s Byder Byder are turning his once-Byder kingdom into Byder`s Byder Byder. In an act of desperation, Queen Byder has convinced a/an Byder Dutch Byder to Byder her husband`s beloved country with a much-needed Byder. Only three things stand in the way of this happening: the Byder`s easily offended Byder; a pair of Byder who may not be who or what they seem; and the king himself.

Byder all this and some Byder and Byder Byder in our Itachi.

[Icetongue]

be very annoying and furry.[...]the intelligence of a/an fucking fox. He must be polite and must always remember to splooge my pimp juice[...] He should move longingly, have a/an goffik voice, and should always dress nonsensically. I would also like him to be a/an stupid dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper fluffy nothings [...] In fact the only one I can think of is Icetongue

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Ich bin mir im Moment nicht wirklich sicher was ich empfinden soll.