I'm with Pinkie

[Karl]

Die letzte Runde ist zu Ende und wurde von Lynx gewonnen. Auszählung mit freundlicher Hilfe von Jesus_666.

Nenne eine Rolle Tabitha St. Germains, die nicht Rarity ist
Luna . 1
karl
Photo Finish . 1
kate@net
Derpy . 1
DFYX
Zecora ... 3
Lynx, fedprod, Vetkin
Keine Ahnung . 1
relxi
Raritys Mother . 1
Jesus_666

Nenne eine Folge in der Spike vorkommt
Return of Harmony Part 1 .. 2
karl, relxi
Dragon Quest .. 2
kate@net, Lynx
Friendship is Magic Part 1 . 1
DFYX
Friendship is Magic Part 2 . 1
fedprod
Read it and Weep . 1
Jesus_666
Secret of my Excess . 1
Vetkin

Nenne ein Lied, dass in Ponyville spielt
Winter Wrap-Up . 1
karl
Smile .... 4
kate@net, DFYX, Lynx, Vetkin
Keine Ahnung . 1
relxi
Parasprite Polka . 1
fedprod
You're a Cranky Doodlge Donkey . 1
Jesus_666

Nenne einen Schreiber der sowohl in Staffel 1, als auch 2 mitgemacht hat
M.A. Larson ..... 5
karl, kate@net, DFYX, Lynx, Vetkin
Lauren Faust . 1
relxi
Meghan McCarthy . 1
fedprod
Cindy Morrow . 1
Jesus_666

Lynx: 2+1+3+4=10
Vetkin: 2+0+3+4=9
kate@net: 0+1+3+4=8
DFYX: 0+0+3+4=7
Karl: 0+1+0+4=5
fedprod: 2+0+0+0=2
relxi: 0+1+0+0=1
Jesus_666: 0+0+0+0=0

...

Ich hoffe, dass Kate uns noch eine ordentliche Liste macht

[DFYX]

Okay, damit liegt Vetkin mit 163 Punkten auf Platz 1 und Lynx und ich punktgleich mit 150 auf Platz 2.

[Jesus_666]

Glückwunsch an alle, die gewonnen haben. Und wie versprochen sind hier alle meine I'm With Pinkie-Briefe. Wenn ihr besonders ambitioniert seid, könnte ihr ja versuchen, alle Anspielungen zu finden. XD

Die Spoilernamen sind immer die Titel der PMs mit dem Namen des Ponys in Klammern hinten dran. Ja, Brief 10 hatte schon Klammern im Namen. Die Ponies haben ihre Briefe recht unterschiedlich formatiert (und sind sich der Serie unterschiedlich stark bewußt), aber die eigentlichen Antworten sind immer fett geschrieben.

Greetings, princess!

I, your faithful student, am writing you to participate in this silly little quiz you're doing. Which I would because I value you so much. As is normal for me, Twilight Sparkle.

Question 1: Name a princess
Oh, you are so very transparent. Which is why I choose... Princess Porcina of the first-generation My Little Pony. Yes, the pig. I'm sure you won't mind.

Question 2: Name a place
Afarawayland, where the zebras live. It's not quite as... juicy as Equestria but I'm certain it's a nice place.
[Ja, in meinem Fanon heißt das Land so. — Jeez]

Question 3: Name a species
What's a species here or there? I choose flying wing aircraft to make it more interesting.
[Dummerweise funktioniert die Spitzfindigkeit mit "Nenne eine Art" im Englischen nicht. — Jeez]

Name an episode where the Cutie Mark Crusaders meet Fluttershy
A Canterlot Wedding, part 2. A wonderful episode, if you ask me. The ending is not entirely my taste but I guess we can't always win.

This being done I will return to another uneventful day in peaceful Ponyville.

Your faithful student
ChrysaTwilight Sparkle

PS: I did not kidnap myself. Everything is perfectly normal over here in Ponyville.

Dear princess Celestia,

I have heard about your quiz and wish to participate. Trivia subroutines are set to maximum efficiency!


INPUT QUESTION> NAME A MEME THAT AROSE OUT OF A FAN VIDEO

PONIES YELLING THEIR SONGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


INPUT QUESTION> NAME A FETISH OF JESUS_666 THAT AROSE OUT OF MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

Memory database failure. I can think of none, so I think he already had all of them before My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.


INPUT QUESTION> NAME A CHARACTER CREATED BY THE FANDOM (IE. NOT ONE WHO APPEARS OR IS MENTIONED IN THE SHOW)

Since I love Fallout Equestria almost as much as I love my biological sister Rarity I input Monterey Jack's daughter.


INPUT QUESTION> NAME A TERM THAT WAS SLIGHTLY CHANGED FROM ANOTHER TERM AND SERVES AS A REPLACEMENT FOR IT, EVEN IF IT DOESN'T REALLY MEAN THE SAME THING

That's easy. My answer isW#&I~?f/f/xxfxfff`~~~~<trace mode error>
<unimplemented inline trap $A9FF>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> NAME A MEME THAT AROSE OUT OF A FAN VIDEO

That's easy. My answer is G1 villains in G4. Praise Smooze!


My answers are guaranteed to win the quiz. The chances of success are one hundred percent!

Your faithful and entirely biological subject
INPUT NAME> SWEETIE BELLE


[Ja, ich habe versehentlich für Frage 4 eine zweite Antwort auf Frage 1 gegeben... Hatte Sweetie Bot halt einen Absturz. — Jeez]

Princess,

witness the awe-inspiring wisdom of the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!
That's right, Trixie has taken over this insignificant message to deliver to you the fruits of her dazzling intellect. There's no need to thank Trixie; she is well aware of her greatness. Trixie's answers to your questions are as follows:

[Name a voice actor — Trixie hat die Fragen nicht dazu geschrieben]
1. Giovanna Winterfeldt
Of course you wouldn't recognize the talent of this true artist who makes the German dub slightly more tolerable by voicing Sweetie Belle (not that Sweetie Belle needs any voicing; that filly's voice is almost as angelic as that of Trixie herself).
Who did you expect? Kathleen Barr? Your lack of imagination is truly distressing.

[Name an episode]
2. Owl's Well That Ends Well
Did you expect Trixie to name her own episode? She does not require such blatant advertising when she has other means of blatant advertising at her disposal – such as every single show she has ever given and the smiles on the faces of an army of admirers.

[Name a song]
3. Hush Now, Quiet Now
Angelic, Trixie tells you. Angelic.

[Name an author]
4. Dave Polsky
Due to the depressing lack of options Trixie had to go with a mainstream choice like him. She hopes that forcing her to do so has helped you cope with the insignificance of your own existence.

As much as Trixie would enjoy further humoring your ego by devoting her precious time to writing this letter to you, she has better things to do with her time.

Your most great and powerful subject,
Trixie


PS: You are welcome.

Hello, Princess!

How are you doing? I'm doing awesomegreattastic! [I left out a few minutes of Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie here. — Spike] Ooh! Twilight says I should get to the point although there are no points in my story so I'll get to your questions, then!

You asked about a pony site that doesn't have "pony" or "equestria" in it. I thought really hard about it and then I went like, oh my gosh! That's totally what my website is like! It's superfantasterriffic because it shows all the fun things I do with my friends! You can find it at askkinkiepie.██████.com and you should visit it because it's totally fun!

Wait. Twilight is giving me this look that means that I'm telling things she doesn't want me to tell again. I guess that means I should answer your second question, then! You want an absolutely foal-friendly fanfic! That's easy-peasy! CUPCAKES II: The Revenge of Trixie! Twilight keeps telling me it's not real literature but if it's not a real story then why can I read it? Twilight can be such a silly pony.

[It's not really part of the letter but Twilight is chasing Pinkie through the library. That's really funny. — Spike]

Hi! It's me again! Twilight is too tired to chase me anymore so I guess it's time for the third question! You want an artist who has made a humanized picture. That's super easy! Albrecht Dürer is super famous for his allegories, which are pictures of humans that represent abstract– Ooooh. Spike says that you probably want an artist who has humanized ponies. Well, in that case I'l have to go with Megasweet. I mean, with a name like that you'll have to love them!

Oh, right. Let's move on to the next question before Twilight actually looks that up. You wanted to know about a brony who remixes series music, right? I totally know one! Solrac, also known as Yaplap! His version of the Circle of Friends carol is a real gem!

So that's it for now because Twilight is starting to breathe normally again and I guess that mens she'll chase me out of the library now! See you soon!

Your bestest funnest party pony in all of Equestria,
Pinkie Pie

Dear Princess Celestia,

you probably didn't expect the fastest pony in Equestria to write you over this trivia game you're playing. But, well, Pinkie told me that Trixie already wrote you and there's no way I'm going to let that mare outdo me.

So lets see about this round's questions... Huh, those are all easy.

"Name a pony who definitely lives in Ponyville and who isn't one of the Mane Six."
"Mr." Breezy, the guy who runs the fan store. Nice guy. Believe it nor not, it's not just Pinkie who knows a lot of ponies. Plus, I like any place with fans waiting for me. :D

"Name a town other than Ponyville or Canterlot."
You thought I'd go with Cloudsdale, didn't ya? Well, you thought wrong. I'll go with Dodge Junction, the place Applejack fled to after she suffered defeat after soul-crushing defeat at the Canterlot rodeo. I mean, I feel bad for her and everything but she really needed to be taken down a peg or two. Not that it helped little miss I-was-right-all-along any.

"Name a species that isn't a pony and that can't be found in the Everfree Forest."
Fluttershy, if she can help it. (Yes, I know, she's a pony and not her own species.) Other than that... Macaws, I guess. They're some kind of parrot. I mean, I only know them from the Daring Do books but I'm pretty certain that they live further south. You know, where they have jungles. I'm not 100% certain, though, you'd have to ask Flutters.

"Name an episode where the Cutie Mark Crusaders make a plan and it fails."
How about every single one? I don't wanna be mean but those fillies are really bad at plans. Planning. Both. If you want me to pick one I'd go with... Cutie Mark Chronicles. I mean, their plan didn't work out but they got to hear my awesome cutie mark story so I guess they didn't fail that hard. Then again they had to listen to AJ's and Rarity's lame stories so they probably still regret it.

That's it from me. I gotta go now; Scoots wants me to teach her how to fly again and this time Pinkie has brought a catapult we can launch her out of.

Your... uh...

Now that I think of it, did anyone but Twilight ever sign their letters to you?

Hello, auntie.

I was recently chatting with this Rarity (you, know, the horrible fashion designer? We're civil now) during a soiree held by that abominable Jet Set and his equally abominable wife. Why did I even have to attend? I guess these days every plebian can pretend he's part of proper society just because he has a large bank account.

Anyway, this mare mentioned that you held a sort of trivia game for everypony to prove that they are as intelligent as they are well-groomed. Of course I couldn't pass up such a chance to prove my mettle.

Firstly you wanted to know the name of a voice actress who isn't Tara Strong or Ashleigh Bell. While I could nominate Nicole Oliver, that would be an awfully obvious choice, wouldn't it? Instead I'm going to go with the enchanting Kathleen Barr.

Secondly you wanted to know the name of an episode written by M. A. Larson. Out of the vast sea of possibilities I chose The Return of Harmony, Part 1 as is beautifully showcases our labyrinth, which you know to be a personal favourite of mine.

As for your third question, it concerns a song in which a certain Pinkamena D. Pie participated. Honestly, the only good songs with her participation are ones that are sung where I cannot hear them. That pink menace single-hoovedly destroyed the social occasion of the year and I will not deal with her any more than I have to!
As such, I refuse to get acquainted with her singing and had a maid look it up for me. She chose the Ticket Song, which is presumably about miss Pie mugging an innocent pony for their train ticket or something to that effect.

Your fourth question is one regarding a writer hired for the third season. The maid I tasked with the third question recommended looking at official statements by the show's crew but you know as well as I do that the grapevine is a much preferable source of information. Going by current rumors, Natasha Levinger seems to be the most interesting choice.

I home I have convinved you of both my knowledge and my impeccable taste, something you never seemed to appreciate before.

Your (hopefully favourite) nephew,
Blueblood

Dear Princess Celestia,

I'm from the future, I don't have much time and I can only communicate with you through this game. Here are my answers.

1: Name a Mane 6 member.
Applejack. You do know Applejack, do you? The farmer pony? Has a nice hat? Anyway, I choose her.

2: Name a place without buildings.
Rarity's room.

3: Name a species that in some way serves or is subordinate to the Apple Family.
Malus domestica.

4. Name an episode where the Cutie Mark Crusaders succeed at a plan.
Call of the Cutie. The plan was to become the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Now that I've answered your questions, I need to tell you about something of the utmost importance: Never, absolutely never, under no circumstances should you attempt to–

[That was future Twilight and she just disappeared again. I guess I don't get to eat my weight in ice cream this time around. — Spike]

Hi princess Celectia!

How are you? I'm fine, thank you! Anyway, Spike said I should do this quiz with you. I'm really excited! I hope the main prize is muffins!

Question one: Name a meme that arose out of FiM.
Oh, that's easy! Tom Dan came out of FiM. He's living with me and Carrot Top now and he's a really nice guy. Even if he always empties her fridge before I can.

Question two: Name a fetish that some bronies probably have.
Uh... Does Voraephilia count? I once read this story and I don't really know what happened but I think I was in it... I think I ate my daughter in that story but that's silly. Except if she was a muffin but my mother always told me that sex doesn't work that way.

Question three: Name a fan name for any character but Derpy.
I know that one! Der– oh, wait. I think they sometimes call Magnum Rarity's dad. Does that count?

Question five: Name a term that was either created or popularized through FiM.
Friendshipping! Everpony's talking about it although I've never seen anyone ship their friends. I should know, I work in the post office. Perhaps they'll do it later.

There, I'm all done with your questions! Anyway, I better go get some stamps and an envelope so that Spike can send this letter to you. Say hi to Luna from me!

Derpy

Dear Princess Celestia,

I'm writing you because of this quiz of yours... Actually, I'm writing you because Spike told me to. But your quiz is wonderful and I really don't mind participating, if that's alright with you.

Um... Let's see about your questions, then.

1. Name a pony or creature that hasn't been met by all of the Mane Six.
The cute little kitten I offered to Rainbow Dash when we were singing about finding her a pet. Aww, that snuggly-wuggly furry little kittie is so adorable! Rainbow Dash would've looked so cute with it! But, um, of course I'm happy for Rainbow Dash no matter which pet she has.

2. Name a place in Ponyville.
You mean like my cottage? That's a place... So I guess I'll go with that one – if that's okay with you, that is.

3. Name a species that is no pony but can generally talk.
Minotaurs can talk. There's this wonderful minotaur who's a motivational speaker and has really helped me find out what it's like to be more assertive. ...I didn't really like the results but his course certainly was effective!
Of course all animals can talk if you know how to listen but I think that's not what you meant. Not that I think there's anything wrong with your question.

4. Name a Cutie Mark Crusaders episode.
I think I'll choose The Stare Master. I like that episode – I was so assertive when I defended those poor, defenseless little fillies from that bully cockatrice! I still find my stare a little bit scary myself but I'm still glad I have it when I need it. I guess when someone bullies my friends around again I'll just have to stick to what Iron Will said: Don't be shy, look them in the eye! (See? Even if I didn't like the results I still took away something from that course!)

Um, those are my answers to your questions. I hope you like them but if you don't that's okay with me. I mean it's okay that you don't like them because they were bad but it's not okay that they were bad and...

[Fluttershy just became too quiet to understand. I asked her whether she doesn't want me to send the letter but she just curled up into a ball and gave a little "meep" so I guess she wants me to send it. – Spike]

Dear princess Celestia,

today I learned that no matter what Pinkie says, gin and peyote don't mix. While I'm trying to get rid of the hallucinations I'll do what I usually do to bring some sort of sanity into my life: Write you a letter. And what better reason to do so than your quiz?


1. Name a male voice actor
Peter New. I'm pretty sure that he's a lizard. He's still a voice actor though which goes to show that a lizard can do anything if he sets his mind to it.


2. Nenne eine Folge in der ein Sonic Rainboom vorkommt
Lesson Zero. There was a rainboom all the way across the sky and a mushroom, too. We didn't eat the mushroom, though; it was as tall as the barn it grew out of and I'm pretty certain that we hallucinated the whole thing.

...does Applejack even have a barn? I'll have to investigate this later.


3. Назовите песню, в которой Twilight поет
I once sang the Heart Carol in front of ten thousand ponies. Or perhaps they were ten. I can't be too sure as I think I was transported back in time to before Equestria was founded. Me and the stage. The stage was my only friend. I'm still not entirely certain about how I came back but logic would dictate that it involved waiting for several millennia.

I hope I didn't step on any butterflies during those millennia. I could have caused myself to never be born! Could you please check if I was born?


4. Name an author who wants to KILL THE PRINCESSES and has written a double episode
Lauren Faust. I'm pretty sure that she's Peter New, too. She's not a lizard, though. That wouldn't make any sense at all. Lauren Faust is beyond lizards.


I have to end this letter now. I have to send it before Spike grows any further. He's already twice the size of Ponyville without even touching the ceiling of the library. I think the library may be growing with him. I will keep you apprised on the situation as it develops.

Your faithful student
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Celestia,

I guess now it's time for me to write you, huh? I'm just sitting on a bench playing my lyre when little Spike comes running up to me because apparently he's run out of ponies who want to do your little quiz. I hear that everypony he asks keeps losing. Whatever; I can win this while continuing the gig. No big deal.

First you want a meme unrelated to numbers.
I give you... the Lyra Pouch. Yeah, it's creepy enough to be a meme. Honestly, though, I find it kinda funny. I really need to get me one to creep Bon-Bon out. Heh heh heh... I'll probably end up sleeping on the couch but it'll be totally worth it.

Okay, second question. A fetish Vetkin doesn't have.
I have no idea who Vetkin is but I guess it's... the Lyra Pouch! Yeah, that always works. Doesn't work. You know what I mean. And if he does get off to it I'm happy I don't know him.

Third question. I'm good at this! You want a fan name for a creature that isn't a pony.
I– I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean. Honestly, whenever Twilight Sparkle or any of her friends get involved things turn weird like this... Does "King Zebra" count? I'm not sure Zecora ever had any fans and she dropped her music career like a hot potato but well, that was the name of her act.

Your last question is about a term frowned upon by the brony community.
Okay, now you're just making up words. I can also make up things, princess! "Generation 3". There. A made-up term for a made-up question.

I don't see what everypony says. This quiz is easy. I guess that just proves again that lyrists are generally more awesome than other ponies. Gotta end the letter now, though; I'll need to focus on this next song.

Say hi to Luna from me.

Lyra

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From: scoots@redracer.eq
To: celestia@canterlot.eq
Subject: Your Quiz
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Dear Pricess Celestia,

It's a long shot but we think we might be able to send this message back in time
in order to avoid a terrible war. If I'm right you should be holding some sort
of mail-in quiz right now and we're entering to help our chances of you reading
this. I'll even answer your questions.

QUESTION 1: Name an English website made exclusively for bronies that isn't
Ponychan or Equestria Daily

The bookmarks on this computer contain the Clopfic Archive. I couldn't
check what it is on account of the ponynet having been destroyed two centuries
ago but I think it qualifies.


QUESTION 2: Name an FiM fanfic with more than five chapters that isn't Fallout:
Equestria

Okay, something's profoundly odd about this question but I just can't put my
hoof on it. Anyhow, I once went through dad's book collection and found a nice
story called Beating the Heat. I nominate that one.


QUESTION 3: Name an artist who makes FiM comics

Erm. I think we found a comic while scavenging this facility. Let's see... On
the back it says it's been made by Kinkie Pie.

... I didn't expect Scootaloo to be into that.


QUESTION 4: Name a brony musician who makes original instrumental music about
the show (Ingram doesn't count)

We were originally sent here by DJ Pon-3 to recover a few songs by someone
called Amin Sadrzadeh. I think they're instrumental.


Okay, with the questions out of the way: Do your best not to offend the zebras.
The way we remember it they've got a really nasty army. Oh, and never, NEVER let
Fluttershy run part of your government! Also tell this to Princess Luna!

A survivor in what's left of Equestria,
Little Pip


PS: Really, Fluttershy and government duty don't mix!

Heya, princess! How ya doin'?

So I'm lying on a cloud, getting my pre-siesta nap done when all of a sudden Spike runs into me. I mean, flies into me. I mean, Pinkie Pie has shot him out of a cannon or something. Anyway he has this quiz (again!) and since there isn't enough time before lunch to get another nap in I may as well take it. So hit me with all you've got!

Name a role of Tabitha St. Germain who isn't Rarity
Er... Rarity's mom? I really don't keep track of voice actresses who aren't in awesome bands.

Name an episode where Spike makes an appearance
Read it and Weep. He was totally on screen for like four and a half seconds. And that episode was AWESOME!

Name a song that was sung in Ponyville
You're a Cranky Doodle Donkey. Yeah yeah, I know that song I had with Fluttershy was better but I think Fluttershy's lawn doesn't count as Ponyville anymore. It's like halfway between Ponyville and the Everfree Forest or three quarters or something.

Name a writer who has written both for season one and two
Two words: Cindy. Morrow. She made Fluttershy look awesome. Actually, Flutters was about 20% more awesome than how Cindy has written her but she got close enough and anypony (would that be anyhuman?) who can make Flutters look awesome is cool in my book.

Anyway, I gotta go now. I'm getting way behind on raiding Applejack's orchard for lunch.

Stay cool,

Rainbow Da⚡h

So much work to do
No time for a real letter
I finish in shame

[fedprod]

So much win @ Briefe

[relxi]

Nenne ein Lied, dass in Ponyville spielt
Keine Ahnung . 1
relxi

...

Komisch, dass ich es tatsächlich geschafft habe, diese Frage misszuverstehen oder keinen Einfall gehabt zu haben. Immerhin spielt fast jedes Lied in Ponyville. *facehoof*

[Viviane]

Danke fürs reinstellen der Briefe Jeez!
Kann man sich gar nicht entscheiden, welcher am großartigsten geschrieben ist.