Karl hat ja "Dancing in the Clouds" erwähnt. Also werde ich das auch mal riffen. *sieht auf das Video* Neun Minuten G3 werde ich schon überstehen.


0:10 Ah, majestic Eyesore Castle.
0:15 WHAT IS THAT THING IN THE CASTLE GATE? Fifteen seconds in and we already have a Zalgo reference. Good job, production team!
0:30 Yeah, those ponies on the lake look entirely realistic.
0:35 Durhurhurhurhur~
0:40 I like how she manages to completely ignore the huge rocks in the road. They're probably painted on.
0:48 "Hey, help me catch my kite!" – "Fuck you, I'm skating!"
1:00 Slowest. Accident. Ever.
1:10 Hair wrestling. The new extreme sport for extreme ponies.
1:18 Dizzy, drugged or just retarded – I can't tell.
1:22 "Hahahaha, I ruined their work! My cutie mark should be a trollface!"
1:28 "It's funny because I don't mean it."
1:43 "Just basking in the warm glow of my perfection."
2:08 "Well, you certainly are 'special' so why not hop around like a spastic on ecstasy?"
2:22 "I can make everything happen by wishing for it. Yet I can't make this place make sense."
2:33 lolwut
2:51 "I never noticed the huge amusement part right next to our town."
2:55 "Screw my huge problem, let's go waste some time!"
3:25 I've been in bus stops more exciting than that rollercoaster.
3:37 Conclusive proof that everyone in this series is on weed.
3:52 Yeah, almost jumping off the entirely unsecured cart while it's some thirty meters above ground was a BRILLIANT idea that all children should emulate.
4:00 No wish for you, stupid filly!
4:25 "As much as I enjoyed almost seeing Skywishes die I don't think I can handle another ride in this thing without falling asleep."
4:25 "Dancing in the clouds is so amazing and... LOOK AT THAT, I HAVE HOOVES! Far out, man!"
4:47 "Hello, Cloudsdale? We want to host a dance and could we–" – "No."
4:55 Remember, kids: Weed and eloquence don't mix.
5:20 "I call this dance 'Karate for retards'."
5:30 I can't possibly make any more fun of this than it unintentionally makes of itself.
5:40 It IS amazingly similar to my initial recommendation, though.
5:50 Yes, that's totally evocative of clouds. If by "clouds" you mean "dafuq".
6:05 Repeatedly brohoofing is not the appropriate reaction to this. Pointing and laughing is.
6:13 Rollercoasters are ANOTHER thing this isn't reminiscent of.
6:13 Wait a second. Aren't that a female Big Macintosh and a hornless G4 Rarity in the background? G3 is a weird place...
6:18 "We can't even comprehend the choreography, much less perform it."
6:28 "And I don't care that most of you weren't there and that this doesn't have anything to do with anything. MAN, I'm stoned."
6:30 Wow. This pony looks even more stupid than Skywishes is.
6:55 Unlike most things done by several people in parallel this still looks utterly stupid. Perhaps because they're doing a particularly bad job of doing it in parallel.
7:08 What is this I don't even
7:17 Recommended music for this part: "Shake it" by Audiomachine, "Shake that Ass" by Mystikal or "Detachable Penis" by King Rocket
7:30 I guess I'm not stoned enough to see a magical rainbow. Poor me.
7:45 A much less degrading variant of this dance would later be used by Granny Smith during zap apple jam production.
7:55 And they've completely given up on following her lead. Smart ponies.
8:00 And that's how moshing was invented.
8:07 "Did they just get even more stupid than I am? Am I contagious or something?"
8:30 I like how they're failing so hard that they're starting to violate the laws of nature as evidenced by the plot-slidey poney in the background.
8:56 Yes, her plot jingles when she sits down. It's a disability, you insensitive clod.
9:02 "Of course without having to dance that dance myself. I do have standards."
9:21 Yeah, go abandon your friend and her failed attempts at not spazzing out all over the place.
9:40 Congratulatons, tree. You get the wish. Yes, that means you can get a fanfic with Fluttershy.
9:48 SWEET CELESTIA, THERE'S A PART TWO?

[kirk]KAAAAAAARL![/kirk]


0:20 Apparently knowing where she is is unusual for her. I can't say I'm surprised.
0:23 No, you're not. Twilight Sparkle's basement doesn't have a heavily polluted waterfall.
0:25 Come to think of it, that thing looks really heavily contaminated. Can't someone call in Captain Planet to fix this?
0:23 YOU LIVE THERE. HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS HUGE WATERFALL EXISTS?
0:39 Yeah, all those fumes are going to make you feel extra extra special.
0:41 Looks like her plot went off again.
0:51 So she wishes for a dance instructor to replace her completely inept friend?
0:54 "Dude, did that waterfall just talk to me?"
0:55 Hi, generic pegasus.
1:15 So, is tossing butterflies at someone considered a greeting among the pegasi?
1:31 Hey, it's working! She's starting to dance like an epileptic in a disco already!
1:39 "Ready?" – "Ready!" – "Okay, now drop her."
2:05 "Okay, step one: Have wings." – "Well, I don't." – "Yeah, you kinda suck at this."
2:25 Standing on a cloud of butterflies is a great way of learning to dance!
2:30 It's the atmosphere, you nimrod.
2:36 "My bedroom."
2:55 Once you've seen the island that looks like a guy with his wiener out you can never unsee it.
3:25 English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
3:31 "What happens on Butterfly Island stays on Butterfly Island. And now spread your legs..."
4:05 Ladies and gentlemen, the height of pre-Celestial pony culture.
4:16 "Look at me! I'm too stupid to run!"
4:55 "I mean, the only reason why she wouldn't be here would be if she was abducted by a pegasus and talked into barely-consensual sex that she couldn't tell us about afterwards but what are the chances of that?"
5:17 "Okay. I'll fetch the whip."
5:50 "What's that?" – "Sounds like Skywishes' plot."
6:15 "Screw choreography, I've got butterflies!"
6:55 That last part seems like it was designed for them to hurl all over the place. Which would've made this scene far more interesting.
7:00 "Okay... What the fuck just happened?"
7:30 "Hooray for shitty choreography that wasn't even performed!"
7:50 How shocking! SHE TURNED AROUND!
8:15 Sorry, but I just can't get over hornless G4 Rarity and female Big Macintosh here. And is that a wingless Derpy in the background? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
8:35 "And by that I mean her plot."
8:55 "Yeah, screw this joint. I've got me some molesting to do."
9:00 Oh yes, a summary of the episode. Because the viewers can't be expected to remember the whole eighteen minutes of this crapfest.


Meine Fresse, gegen diese Hirnwichse sieht "Positively Pink" aus wie "The Return of Harmony".

Oh, und Molestia is now canon. G3-Kanon aber immerhin.