Das ist mir so durch den Kopf gegangen:
(Kommentar auf englisch, weil die Hälfte eh daraus besteht, denen Worte in den Mund zu legen. Da kann auch gleich alles englisch sein.)
00:14 - Why is that slide made out of bacon?
00:24 - They can't remember their birthdays without a book. Which they keep in the open in a park where even a light drizzle can ruin it. On a pedestal that's hard for ponies to climb.
00:48 - Rainbowity: "And it'll be even more darling that we won't look like complete plotholes who don't give a horseapple about her, even though that's exactly who we are."
01:00 - At least there's some Rainbow Dash in that degenerate Rarity clone. Even if it's FiW Rainbow Dash.
01:06 - "Hey, that's a brilliant idea! It'll look as if someone ate and subsequently vomited Pinkie Pie all over town! Just like in my fanfic!"
01:14 - Roleplaying 101: How to play a conversation between characters with the lowest possible intelligence score.
01:29 - "Buhehehehe. Y' go' me. Y' go' me. Now get me 'nudda drink, the floor's not spinnin' 'round fast enuff."
01:44 - Fun fact: This angelic laugh has mentally scarred more children than Michael Jackson did during his entire career.
02:00 - And then they ran out of budget and couldn't afford to animate the ponies' mouths. THAT'S GREAT PRODUCTION VALUE, FOLKS!
02:20 - How did they go from "don't tell Pinkie about the party" to "run away like she has ebola"? Do they know something we don't?
02:54 - How long until they realize that "decorate the entire town like a cheap brothel" and "keep it a secret from Pinkie while letting her wander around" are mutually exclusive? I'm saying never.
03:00 - Wow. A song that makes less sense than Herbert Grönemeyer's early work.
03:08 - "Let's decorate the entire town in Pinkie Pie regalia while singing a song about Pinkie Pie. I'm sure she won't notice." lern2brain, ppl!
03:10 - Once again we learn that a well-playced body check solves every problem, especially nosey friends running into their exceptionally badly-concealed surprise party.
03:41 - "I'm not suspicious. The fact that I can't form a coherent answer to even the most simple questions does not have anything to do with my lying to you. And I'm definitely not suspicious!"
04:08 - "So the things on my list are the cure for cancer, Adolf Hitler's real diaries and the Holy Grail?" - "Better get started, you wouldn't want to lose~ ♪"
04:20 - God, that's ugly!
04:46 - "You know, growing on the bush at the edge of town? In the Jungle of Certain Doom that consistently beats the Everfree Forest in the Most Traumatizingly Lethal Place In The World polls? Yeah, you need to go there."
05:15 - "It's a good thing I have attention deficit disorder or I might have noticed that you were acting suspicious!" - "Yeah, isn't that nice? Oh, look! Something shiny!"
05:32 - What just happened? Verwandeln schlecht geschriebene Ponies sich durch sehr schwache Headbutts in schlecht geschriebene Vampire?
05:39 - And that's how the ballistic flower shop was invented. This step in the arms race would later lead to total war with the Zebras.
05:53 - Dafuq? And is the first pony on the front pole Trixie?! How far have you fallen, Trixie?
06:15 - Not even the DJ Pon-3 can save this episode.
06:27 - "♫ La la la, destroying the ecosystem for a badly planned birthday party, la la la~ ♩"
07:03 - "Gee, I sure love bathing in lead-based paint!"
08:13 - No, it's not.
09:25 - "Wow, this mirror that doesn't reflect anything but myself sure smells like wet paint!"
09:40 - And again this laugh. Given how drunk she acts Minty must be the G3 Berry Punch.
10:05 - "Oh yeah. Good thing I'm too stupid to remember my own birthday or to suspect festivities when the entire town is dolled up more than a cheap brothel."
10:15 - Okay, I'll admit that the cake airdrop was pretty awesome.
10:45 - "I guess my lead paint habit did have negative consequences for my brain."
10:57 - "Good, because I though we had just destroyed half the local flora for nothing!"
11:04 - Huff some paint thinner fumes, pass out until tomorrow and have a party?
11:43 - "I'm G3 Rainbow Dash and even I can see that's stupid. You should really lay off the paint."
11:52 - Looks like fireworks but that's really Cloudsdale being annihilated by Zebra megaspell missiles. Hahahahaha~