Hey, what's up you fucks?!
I am writing into this forum from Cairns, Australia. Had a big fuckin night yesterday, got kicked out of the nightclub, but can't remember why
Life here is like a party every day, got wasted nine nights in a row... Australian people are so cool, very friendly and relaxed, seems like everybody is doing drugs though Got my knee fucked up five days ago, I fell over on a sailing boat and my knee hit the edge of the boat. Didn't feel much, so I got up but then I bent my knee... and went like: WTF!?! I looked at my bare bone, all the flesh was torn apart! I stayed on the boat anyway, had to drink a lot of alcohol to kill the pain Went to the doctors two days later, but it was too late to do anything. I will have a big fuckin scar more on my leg now, good souvenir.
I went skydiving (14'000 feet, over 1 Minute free fall!)... Oh man, that was great fun! Nearly shit my pants before the jump though Australia is so fuckin expensive, I have to watch myself, because the first three nights I wasted over 1'500 australian dollars on nightclubs, alcohol and other fuckin unnecessary things
A lot of tourists in Australia, fifty percent of them are German I am like on the other side of the world and everything is full of fuckin germans, really annoying! What are these fucks all doing down here?! Anyway, I am having a great time, it is now like 10 o'clock in the morning and it's like 32 degrees! Nice weather and shit. Australians know some really cool drinking games! But the weed/pot is not too good Yeah, soorry for my bad english, I am pretty wasted actually... Will have to get me a huge fuckin breakfaast in some minutes.

Oh I almost forgot: MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS! from down under