Troy: Okay, I know I said I can't talk to you about what's going on. But I can talk to myself. Could you pretend to be me?
Abed: (As Troy) I like football, but also I don't..
Troy: Perfect. Okay, I can't choose between Air Conditioning and Plumbing.
Abed: (As Troy) I know, it's so hard, right? Let's ask Abed! (As himself) Okay, now you be me. (As Troy) What should I do, Abed??
Troy: (As Abed) I don't know, but Harrison Ford might know! Don't get cocky, ki-- (As himself) Okay, this isn't working! Abed, tell me what to do!
Abed: I don't really see the dilemma. Plumbing and Air Conditioning seem more or less identical.
Troy: They're not!
They couldn't be more or less identical! ->
Abed: What do you feel like doing?
Troy: Honestly, I feel like watching TV with you! But they're making me choose, and if I choose wrong, it could screw up my whole life.
Abed: If you really have to make a decision, I say go with what makes you the happiest. Because again, they're virtually the same thing.
Troy: I think I know what I need to do.
Abed: Don't get cocky, kid!
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Troy: Okay, I know I said I can't talk to you about what's going on. But I can talk to myself. Could you pretend to be me?
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