QFRAT #302 - Step right up!

[Karl]

Haha, Derek Landy ist toll.

"Fine," the American growled. "We cam into this shop ten minutes ago. My kids picked out what they wanted, brought them up to the counter to pay. This jerk stood here, right where he is now, looking up at the ceiling while we tried to get his attention."
"I was ignoring them," said the shopkeeper. "I had heard that if you ignore them, they go away. This one get not away."
"You're damn right I'm not going away. I'm a customer and you will serve me."
The shopkeeper sneered. "We don't serve your kind here"
"You don't serve Americans?"
"I don't serve mortals"
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Ah, man, solche Situationen machen eine Welt hinter der Welt lebhaft