I was playing adom today in my pants

Multi-headed chaos dragon IN YOUR PANTS
Writhing mass of primal chaos IN YOUR PANTS

You sense a certain tension IN YOUR PANTS
The floor is very rough here IN YOUR PANTS
You hear a slurping sound IN YOUR PANTS
You sense a rupture in the spiritual aura of this place IN YOUR PANTS
You hear someone counting money IN YOUR PANTS
You hear the steps of the royal guard IN YOUR PANTS
You sense a soul in agony IN YOUR PANTS
The air suddenly is filled with the stench of death. The stone is colored strange gray shades and everything seems to be decaying, rotting dying slowly IN YOUR PANTS
This level is intensely hot! The rocks are glowing...IN YOUR PANTS
The walls and floor of this level are filled with the marks of huge reptiles... hundreds of such marks IN YOUR PANTS
You feel touched by the forces of chaos...IN YOUR PANTS
Some strange energy fills the air causing your skin to itch IN YOUR PANTS
Jharod, the healer, suddenly seems to touch someone in a soothing way. You feel a great wave of relief rushing towards you IN YOUR PANTS
You feel a change of mind in a being close to you IN YOUR PANTS
The altar is smashed by the greater moloch! An energy bolt strikes down on the greater moloch! The greater moloch shrugs it off and laughs with malicious glee IN YOUR PANTS!

PC was killed by a psychic backlash IN YOUR PANTS