IN YOUR PANTS!

[Mordechaj]

Als Gregor Samsa eines Morgens aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte, fand er sich in seiner Hose zu einem ungeheuren Ungeziefer verwandelt.
~Icetongue



Ihr alle habt Bücher, Filme, Spiele, Slogans, Aktivitäten und was nicht sonst noch alles, was Titel oder Caption besitzt.
Aber machen wir uns nichts vor, die sind alle total langweilig und scheiße.

Deswegen haben wir IN YOUR PANTS entwickelt. IN YOUR PANTS macht aus beinahe jeder Zeile Wörter ein fröhliches Erlebnis (IN YOUR PANTS!).

Indem ihr IN YOUR PANTS benutzt, erscheinen selbst die schlimmsten Dinge cool und amüsant!
Ihr habt gerade Fachkräftemangel? Kein Problem, solange es Fachkräftemangel IN YOUR PANTS ist!
Ihr mögt Florence + the machine? Wartet, bis ihr Florence and the machine IN YOUR PANTS seht!
Euch erwartet eine steile Progression IN YOUR PANTS!

Aber vertraut nicht mir! Hier einige Kundenmeinungen:

«There's only one thing in the world I want and that is IN YOUR PANTS.»
«Make the world a better place withIN YOUR PANTS.»
«It's clear to me now: God made IN YOUR PANTS.»

[T.U.F.K.A.S.]

Okay, ich latsch dann mal kurz zu meinen DVDs und probiers aus...

Doomsday in your pants.
Shoot em up in your pants.
The Tournament in your pants.
Reign over me in your pants.
Leichen pflastern seinen Weg in your pants.
Zwei Companeros in your pants.
Die ultimative Rambo-Collector's Box! in your pants.

Und mein persönlicher Liebling soweit:

I am Number Four in your pants.

[Gendrek]

Die wilden Siebziger in your pants .

[Icetongue]

Ich bin saumüde, ich sollte pennen gehen IN YOUR PANTS.

[Simon]

Weil es gerade läuft:
Judas Priest - United IN YOUR PANTS

Schön ist aber auch "He-Man" In YOUR PANTS. oder "Mortal Kombat" IN YOUR PANTS.
Mhm...

[Karl]

Animu-Timu!

Ghost IN YOUR PANTS
Neon Genesis IN YOUR PANTS
One IN YOUR PANTS
Darker than IN YOUR PANTS
Chihiros Reise IN YOUR PANTS (öh...)
Clannad After IN YOUR PANTS (o_O)

Hmhm, es hat tatsächlich einen seltsamen Effekt.

[These]

Wow, deine Theorie stimmt!

How I Met Your Mother IN YOUR PANTS!
Band of Brothers IN YOUR PANTS!
The Sopranos IN YOUR PANTS!
Breaking Bad IN YOUR PANTS!
Two and a half Men IN YOUR PANTS!

Auch sehr schön: Toy Story IN YOUR PANTS!

[Ranmaru]

A Game of Thrones IN YOUR PANTS.

Auch gut: Free Willy IN YOUR PANTS.
Oder: Zack and Miri Make a Porno IN YOUR PANTS.

[Olman]

I am the Walrus IN YOUR PANTS

[Mordechaj]

Very, very old guy IN YOUR BRACE PANTS approves of you so far.

[Defc]

Hab hier nur zwei Spiele liegen, also los:

Command and Conquer 3 - Tiberium Wars IN YOUR PANTS
Left 4 Dead 2 IN YOUR PANTS

[Bible Black]

Sucker Punch IN YOUR PANTS!

[Sperlingsprinz]

My little Pony IN YOUR PANTS! Friendship is magic down there.

[WeTa]

Kram der gerade auf meiner Taskleiste ist IN YOUR PANTS!:

FileZilla IN YOUR PANTS!
Hardware sicher entfernen und Medium auswerfen IN YOUR PANTS!
Logitech Webcam IN YOUR PANTS!
Stickies IN YOUR PANTS!
Steam IN YOUR PANTS!

[T.U.F.K.A.S.]

My little Pony IN YOUR PANTS! Friendship is magic down there.

...

Auch schön kommt das Ganze mit John Woo-Filmen, merkte ich grade
The Killer IN YOUR PANTS! (xD)
A Better Tomorrow IN YOUR PANTS!
Hard-Boiled IN YOUR PANTS!
Bullet in the Head IN YOUR PANTS!
Face/Off IN YOUR PANTS!
Broken Arrow IN YOUR PANTS! ()
Hard Target IN YOUR PANTS! (perfekt )

[Mordechaj]

Du hast einen vergessen:
The time you need a friend IN YOUR PANTS!

[Icetongue]

I was playing adom today in my pants

Multi-headed chaos dragon IN YOUR PANTS
Writhing mass of primal chaos IN YOUR PANTS

You sense a certain tension IN YOUR PANTS
The floor is very rough here IN YOUR PANTS
You hear a slurping sound IN YOUR PANTS
You sense a rupture in the spiritual aura of this place IN YOUR PANTS
You hear someone counting money IN YOUR PANTS
You hear the steps of the royal guard IN YOUR PANTS
You sense a soul in agony IN YOUR PANTS
The air suddenly is filled with the stench of death. The stone is colored strange gray shades and everything seems to be decaying, rotting dying slowly IN YOUR PANTS
This level is intensely hot! The rocks are glowing...IN YOUR PANTS
The walls and floor of this level are filled with the marks of huge reptiles... hundreds of such marks IN YOUR PANTS
You feel touched by the forces of chaos...IN YOUR PANTS
Some strange energy fills the air causing your skin to itch IN YOUR PANTS
Jharod, the healer, suddenly seems to touch someone in a soothing way. You feel a great wave of relief rushing towards you IN YOUR PANTS
You feel a change of mind in a being close to you IN YOUR PANTS
The altar is smashed by the greater moloch! An energy bolt strikes down on the greater moloch! The greater moloch shrugs it off and laughs with malicious glee IN YOUR PANTS!

PC was killed by a psychic backlash IN YOUR PANTS

[DSA-Zocker]

Empire: Total War IN YOUR PANTS!
Need For Speed IN YOUR PANTS!
No one lives forever IN YOUR PANTS!

[Mordechaj]

The rocks are glowing...IN YOUR PANTS

...

[Karl]

RPG-Maker Spiele:

Unterwegs IN YOUR PANTS!
Vampires IN YOUR PANTS!
Vampires IN YOUR PANTS 2
To the Moon IN YOUR PANTS!
Dunkle Regel IN YOUR PANTS! (8))
Die Faust Gottes IN YOUR PANTS! ( :0 )
Schatten der Finsternis IN YOUR PANTS!
Die letzte Schlacht der Elfen IN YOUR PANTS!
Die letzte Schlacht der Elfen IN YOUR PANTS 7