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No, but I remember how I found you on my kitchen plate yesterday, picked you up, tried to carry you outside and you repeatedly ran against my sleeve so that you fell off my hand and down the stairs where I almost accidentally stepped on you and twisted my ankle by trying to pick you up again which you averred by running away and hiding in the apartment of the old lady living downstairs … you stupid fuck.

(True story.)