[MMXSDS 4] 1. Mottoshow - One Hit Wonder

[Aurae]

Ich bin total zufrieden.
Aurae singt: Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back
...gerade weil es total bescheuert ist. Für die Klangqualität entschuldige ich mich trotzdem, ich bin im Moment unterwegs, habe deshalb keinen Zugriff auf mein Aufnahmequipment und hab deshalb alles mit dem Laptopmikrofon aufgenommen und komplett in Audacity arrangiert. Furchtbares Programm, wenn es um Musikproduktion geht... naja, egal, hat dennoch Spaß gemacht wie Sau.

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can’t deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung and you wanna pull up tough
You notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring

Oh babe, I wanna get wit’cha
And take your pretty picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny

Ooh, Rumple-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
Cause you ain’t that average groupie
I’ve seen them dancing
The hell with romancing
Cause she’s sweat, wet,
Got it going like a turbo Vette

I’m tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So, fellas, fellas
Has your girlfriend got the butt?
Tell her to shake it, shake it
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

I like them round and big
And when I’m throwing a gig
I just can’t help myself, I’m acting like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I wanna get you home
And wo, double-up, wo-oo-wo
I ain’t talking bout Playboy
Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Jonnie C’s in trouble
Begging for a piece of that bubble

So I’m looking at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walking like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won’t cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f***
Til the break of dawn

Baby got it going on
A lot of simps won’t like this song
Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I’d rather stay and play

Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on

So, ladies, ladies
If you wanna role in my Mercedes
Then turn around and stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back