http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

Something is happening.

The Potatos are counting down.

10:50 - Engaging starch-based power cells
11:00 - Reboot safety test protocol initiated...
11:00 - Relaxation chamber locks released...
11:00 - Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed testing positions...
11:00 - Pre-release lethality assessment initiated...

Und wir haben 9 Active Test Subjects.

Ohhhh Valve you fuckers.