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    Zitat Zitat von http://masaohf.fileave.com/wrathofgod.pdf
    But now, finally, things will change. Tonight, the time of reckoning
    shall come. November 4th 2008. All our hope now hangs on the election of
    Barack Obama. Finally, we will achieve our dream: the ultimate form of
    human existence. Sexual pleasure exists in the union of a man and a
    woman, and that is because originally humans were genderless, and thus
    spent their lives in orgasm every waking moment. This is why God separated
    them in two genders. But if we can prove that the difference between the
    two is but an illusion, won’t we be able to prove God wrong? With so much
    pleasure, all wars will end. This is the ultimate truth of homosexuality, the
    lost link of human evolution
    [...]
    I grab my white coat and run to the elevator and push the button to
    go right. In fact, this hospital is quite unique in that the floors are set up
    horizontally. This puts the first floor on the far right, with the second floor to
    its left and so on. My office is on the fifth floor, all the way to the left. I used
    all of my grandmother’s money to have it set up like that for a simple
    reason. If I stand directly to my sister’s left, the motion in space makes it so
    that as we move quickly from left to right, my penis finds itself in the same
    physical location as where her vagina was just a fraction of a second before.
    Aside from this brief interval, from a time-space continuum perspective it’s
    as if I have sexual relations with every person who steps in the elevator with
    me. This is impossible with traditional elevators that are required to move up
    and down instead of left and right.
    Ich beneide homosexuelle Menschen gerade derart.
    Geändert von Icetongue (14.10.2010 um 22:41 Uhr)

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