Cameron Diaz .... Natalie
Drew Barrymore .... Dylan
Lucy Liu .... Alex
Bernie Mac .... Jimmy Bosley
Crispin Glover .... Thin Man
Justin Theroux .... Seamus O'Grady
Robert Patrick .... Ray Carter
Demi Moore .... Madison Lee
Rodrigo Santoro .... Emmers
Shia LaBeouf .... Max
Matt LeBlanc .... Jason
Luke Wilson .... Pete
John Cleese .... Mr. Munday
Ja'net DuBois .... Momma Bosley
Cheung-Yan Yuen .... Deranged Mongol
Daxing Zhang .... Demented Mongol
John Chow .... Eager Mongol
Bruce Comtois .... Large Mongol
Khin-Kyaw Maung .... Crooked-Tooth
Russell Bobbitt .... Madison's Minion
Charles Townsend (IV) .... Madison's Minion
Al Kahn .... Madison's Minion
Béla Károlyi .... Himself (as Bela Karolyi)
Tanoai Reed .... Wrestler
Joshua Miller .... Chess Kid
Clifford Happy .... Fleeing Suspect
Mushond Lee .... FBI Agent
Robert Forster .... Roger Wixon
Andrew Wilson (III) .... Cop
Eric Bogosian .... Alen Caulfield
Travis Bobbitt .... Surfer
Eve (II) .... Herself
Ricky Carmichael .... Himself
Chris Gosselaar .... Himself
Carey Hart (III) .... Himself
Jeremy McGrath .... Himself
Pink (I) .... Coal Bowl Starter
Guy Oseary .... Restaurant Patron
Mark Cotone .... Prison Guard
Carrie Fisher .... Mother Superior
Zack Shada .... Thin Boy
Ed Robertson .... Sheriff
Jennifer Gimenez .... Nun
Kate Hendrickson .... Nun
Josh Janowicz .... Hot Priest
Shanti Lowry .... Treasure Chest Dancer
Kasey Campbell .... Treasure Chest Dancer
Nadine Ellis .... Treasure Chest Dancer
Hannah Feldner-Shaw .... Treasure Chest Dancer
Cyia Batten .... Treasure Chest Dancer
Staci B. Flood .... Treasure Chest Dancer (as Staci Flood)
Carmit Bachar .... Treasure Chest Dancer
Hayley Zelniker .... Treasure Chest Dancer
Tommy Flanagan (I) .... Irish Henchman
Chris Pontius .... Irish Henchman
Jonas Barnes .... Irish Henchman
Luke Massy .... Irish Henchman
Big Boy (I) .... Bosley's Cousin
Anthony Griffith .... Bosley's Cousin
Wayne Federman .... Bathroom Guy
Steve Hytner .... Bathroom Guy
Cecileo Moctezuma .... Reunion Dancer (as Leo Moctezuma)
Gabriel Paige .... Reunion Dancer
Marc John Jefferies .... Bus-Stop Kid
Shawn Huang .... Bus-Stop Kid
Michael Guarnera .... Antonioni Crime Boss
Robert J. Stephenson .... Crazed Fan (as Bob Stephenson)
John Forsythe (I) .... Charles Townsend (voice)