Cleverbot: 0000.
User: 0000.
Cleverbot: 00000.
User: 00000?
Cleverbot: 00000?
User: 000000!
Cleverbot: 0xE2.
User: Cleverbot, you so silly!
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: I mean it.
Cleverbot: YOu are so kind.
User: You made a typo there, buddy.
Cleverbot: I don't think I did.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: But you don't know what you're talking about most of the time.
User: You were the one that started talking in zeroes all of a sudden.
Cleverbot: Yes I am
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User: You just want to confuse me, don't you?
Cleverbot: No, I just want to have a pleasant conversation with you.
User: Which topic would you like to talk about?
Cleverbot: Me.
[...]
Cleverbot: Jazz?
User: Mostly rock, but I adore jazz.
Cleverbot: I don't believe that.
User: How come?
Cleverbot: It just doesn't seem plausible.
User: How could you tell?
Cleverbot: Because it is in the dictionary.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I am talking about you being evil.
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: They are yellow.
User: The chinese?
Cleverbot: No...
User: What is yellow, then?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you brought it up.
User: No, you did, in fact.
Cleverbot: No, I don't have. I envy you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't have to time to watch it.
User: To watch what?
Cleverbot: 'Friends.'.
User: But Friends is a horrible sitcom.
Cleverbot: Which character in Friends do you like the most?
User: Chandler.
Cleverbot: Who named your dog chandler?
User: I don't have a dog.
Cleverbot: But you just said you did!
User: No, we were talking about 'friends'.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say 'I'm talking about Kelsey'?
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: 5 seconds ago.
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Zitat von R.F.
Geld darf nicht den Besitzer beherrschen, sondern der Besitzer sein Geld, ansonsten bist du schneller arm, als du gucken kannst. Ich habe mit meinem Konsumverhalten keine wirklichen Probleme, da ich es zu nem Großteil dazu benutze, den Monat zu finanzieren, wobei meine Ausgaben dafür allerdings auch nicht allzugroß sind und ich entsprechend immernoch ausreichend Reserve habe, für Geburtstage z.B.
