Bollfrat #4: Wash me white like one of your French girls

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Was... was zum.... was zum F....?

Ich muss mich hier auf Arbeit gerade echt zusammenreißen um nicht vor Lachen zu explodieren Heilige Scheiße, sieht das affig aus.

First and foremost, the new Sarah Connor comes with a new back-story, related directly to being raised by Arnold Schwarzeneg ger’s papa Terminator!

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Wait, what?

“Since she was nine-years-old, she has been told everything that was supposed to happen,” producer David Ellison said. “But Sarah fundamentally rejects that destiny. She says, ‘That’s not what I want to do.’ It’s her decision that drives the story in a very different direction.”

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Wait, WHAT?

Boring shitty son of John McClane as Kyle Reese.

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WAIT, WHAT???

In a strictly utilitarian sense, these massive changes make perfect sense: we are jump-starting the franchise, which is intended to be the beginning of a new trilogy, by skipping ahead to the part of Sarah Connor’s lore that everyone likes: the badass name-taker in Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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HABT IHR DEN VERKACKTEN FILM/SEINE MESSAGE/SEINE UNTERTÖNE/SEINE GOTTVERDAMMTE SPRACHE ÜBERHAUPT VERSTANDEN IHR KLOPPIS?!? Niemand will sowas sehen, vor allen Dingen wollen Fans der Filme (weil die Serie hat keine Sau geguckt) so'ne Scheiße nicht sehen. Meine Güte, lasst das arme Franchise doch wenigstens in Würde sterben. Teil 3 und Salvation haben schon genug Schaden angerichtet.