QFRAT #255 - Ich bin schusseliger als du!

[Icetongue]

Ich versteh die Handlung irgendwie nicht wirklich...

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Der Hund rockt. Das ist alles was man wissen muss.
Aber lass es mich mal erklären, da ich genauestens über die Denkweise von Leuten in Hundekostümen informiert bin.
Der Junge kommt nach Hause und ist bekümmert, scheinbar wegen eines Mädchens. Bello sieht es und bietet dem Jungen sein Ohr an, daraufhin versucht er erfolglos ihn aufzuheitern. Der Junge sieht das Mädchen wieder, beide lachen über den dummen Hund und der Hund, traurig, weil er vollkommen nutzlos war, stopft Chips in sich hinein um den Kummer zu lindern.

In no way related news:

In argument between Counter-Strike players at a Chinese net café over suspected use of a 'wallhack' cheat led to a 17-year-old boy being stabbed through the head with a foot-long knife - and living to tell the tale. (Graphic Photo)

Counter-Strike players in the Jilin province of China take cheating extremely seriously, as evidenced by the grievous wound suffered by one suspected cheater on March 16. The 17-year-old victim was suspected of using a hack that allowed him to see through walls, giving him an obvious benefit in the computerized game of hide and go kill each other.

A fight broke out outside the net café regarding the hack, and one assailant decided to do a little hacking of his own, stabbing large knife into the side of the cheater's head, the tip of the blade barely protruding from the other side.

The boy, miraculously still conscious, was rushed to a nearby hospital. After around 10 hours of surgery, the knife was successful removed. The boy survived, but is under observation in case bits of rust - did we mention the blade was rusty? - flaked off inside his brain.

So how does someone survive a foot-long knife through the skull? According to doctors, the blade missed major arteries, which kept him from hemorrhaging, and managed to somehow avoid affecting motor skills even though the blade passed through areas that handle those functions.

The net café where the incident occurred was popular with local youths because it didn't require ID, a fact I'm sure some will consider to be a factor in the incident, but I've always believed that being an rear end in a top hat with a knife is an ageless thing.

I'm not sure how the law works in China regarding stabbings, but somewhere there's a Counter-Strike player just as relieved that the victim didn't die as the victim himself.

Physician Yan Shi-jun, who operated on the young man, said that the chances of surviving such a wound were one in ten thousand. Those are pretty steep odds
http://kotaku.com/5499061/accused-ga...d-and-survives

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