Was hat Darth Vader an seinem Sternzerstörer hinten für einen Aufkleber?

"Sith Happens".

was sagt obi-wan zu luke beim essen?
"use the fork, luke!"

"Have you hugged a wookie today?"

"My Mom (and/or Dad) fought at the Battle of (Yavin/Hoth/Endor) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

"I'm with stupid" (With arrow pointing to Jabba)

"My astromech went to the Death Star and all I got were the lousy Technical Schematics"

"Emperor's slugs need love too"

1. Never trust men in dark helmets.
2. It really isn't necessary to be fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.
3. When all else fails....jump!
4. Sometimes, you've just gotta do something that seems totally suicidal.
5. If you are a young hero, nothing can kill you.
6. Always check the background of people you want to get intimately involved with, they may be your relatives.
7. You may have family members in surprisingly high positions.
8. Before you kill someone make sure they aren't your father.
9. Watch out for Corellian freighters diving out of the sun.
10. Know the difference between power socket and a computer terminal.
11. THIS one goes there, and THAT one goes there!
12. No matter how tasty that hunk of meat looks on that pole on that forest moon, don't grab it; it's probably a trap. (Or: when you see a piece of dead meat impaled on a stake in the woods, LEAVE IT!!!!!!!!!)
13. Cute, cuddly, widdle teddy bears usually will eat you alive unless you can prove you're a god.
14. No disintegrations.
15. If you're running from the law, hide in a building and lock the door. They may decide to move on to the next one. Otherwise, hope they don't have blasters.
16. If it's, like, -50 degrees out, and the doors are going to close, come in out of the cold. The meteor will still be there tomorrow.
17. Take a good look around for bad guys before looking into your binoculars.
18. Fire on a rebel base *before* they blow up your space station.
19. Don't assume a senior citizen is weak and frail; they may zap you with lightning bolts.
20. Never, never, never underestimate the power of the Dark Side
21. You will find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
22. No matter how deeply one falls into darkness, there is always hope for redemption
23. Just when you think there is no more hope, alas, there is one more.
24. Never judge a "piece of junk" spaceship from the outside. More often than not, "she's got it where it counts."
25. Your eyes deceive you, don't trust them.
26. The Bad Guys can't hit the broad side of a barn.
27. But, "Only Imperial Storm Troopers are so precise"
28. Beware of judging someone else's beliefs as just a "hokey religion." You just may end up eating those words.
29. Never buy anything from a short, hooded, smelly guy.
30. It's never my fault.
31. Never judge anything by its size.
32. There are those who are less forgiving than Darth Vader.
33. Always let a Wookie win.
34. Never cast your lightsaber away, you just might need it
35. It not a good idea to follow up on a vision while meditating
36. Nothing is ever to small to get away from you (R2 in ANH)
37. Whining about something never helps (Toshi Station in ANH)
38. Taking your droids to a bar will only arouse suspicion (ANH)
39. Don't leave your food out for others to eat (ROTJ)
40. Don't attempt to handcuff someone larger than you (Chewie in ANH)
41. It is not always necessary to ignore the annoying (3PO in ESB)
42. Always pay off your debts in a hurry
43. If your in it just for the money, you might blow your chances with the princess
44. It is pointless to argue with family members (Owen in ANH)
45. In negotiations, a thermal detonator can come in handy
46. Be cautious of "friends" offering refreshments
47. If some yells out "It's a trap!" then believe them
48. DON'T go in any CAVES!
49. Watch your hands when swordfighting.
50. Short green guys with big ears can be more than they seem.
51. Wading around in a pool of garbage is infinitely more preferable to getting killed.
52. Electricity really *hurts*.
53. The most important part of your spaceship is the hyperdrive.
54. Maybe we SHOULD listen to the protocol droid just this once...
55. Pay your debts on time, you can't always kill the bill collector.
56. Walk in single file to hide your numbers.
57. When buying used appliances make sure they've been totally mind wiped... er... reconditioned.
58. When wearing stormtrooper armor, remember to make sure the door's completely open before going through it.
59. Trust yourself.
60. Never tell someone the odds!
61. Never allow yourself to become as clumsy as you are stupid.
62. Always accept apologies.
63. When offered promotion under duress, it might be wise to make like a tree and get outta there!
64. Never trust a spokesman for an alcoholic malt beverage. (Or: Don't trust people who appear in Colt .45 commercials. Or: NEVER accept an invitation to have a drink or eat with MR. Colt 45 himself--it may just be a setup.)
65. Hokey religions just might be a good substitute for a blaster at your side
66. Never let your friend know if you're having problems with your droid.
67. Never assume that carbonating someone is "all too easy".
68. Never tell strange creatures in a bar that you'll be careful.
69. Just when you think you're ready, you hit your head.
70. When you protest about the terms of an agreement, the terms might be altered further.
71. You never know what a day is gonna bring....
72. After spending several months in deep-frost, your vision will be blurry
73. When in doubt, follow the garbage
74. Size matters not (now there's one you can use in real life!)
75. "Try not. Do or do not. There is no try."
76. "Mind what you have learned, save you it can."
77. Even if it's a great shot, don't get cocky.


MAAAAAN morgen Schule. ;_;