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Third, if dude really wanted to suicide, he could of called a meeting with the record company president, or better yet gone to the shareholders’ yearly meeting, and then suicide-bombed the fuckin’ lot of them. Dude could probably have used his terrible, awful, gee-whiz-this-sucks fame and riches to finagle a meeting with The Boss , Bruce Springdong, or even U2. And then gone all Hamas on them. Can you imagine, “Hey, Boner, I mean Bono, let’s meet up I have an idea for a super grunge concert benefit for aboriginal Australians it’ll be spectacular, great, let’s meet up homey, oh hi dude, you’re much taller in person than I imagined, hey here comes The Boss, hi man, oh by the wayBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM.”
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