OT-Geplauder LVII - Bad hair day

[MaxikingWolke22]

da ich letzte nach um 4 ins bett ging, weil im multimediaroom noch hangover lief, habe ich um 9 uhr glatt den feueralarm der lang angekündigten übung überhört.

mein moldawischer mitbewohner hat sogar mit der faust gegen meine tür gedonnert. als ich nicht aufmachte, dachte er, ich wäre schon draussen. naja, wenigstens bin ich nicht der einzige, der verpennt hatte.

Da ich einige Kurse in logistik belege, ist der zweite comic um so besser^^

http://varatek.com/scott/math_jokes.html

http://www.zazzle.com/pi_day_tshirt-235692701087121702

http://www.zazzle.com/algebra_tshirt-235829545731449298

ist doch genial:

My friend Brad recently gots his Master's Degree in physics from the MIT. Unfortunately, he's having some trouble finding a job (it's tough to get a physics job these days). He's already spent two months looking for a job. He's running low on rent money so he decided to work in the Central Square McDonald's on weekends and look for a job during the week.

After Brad handed in an employment application, the manager told that he wasn't qualified. "Not qualified!?! I've got a Master's degree in Physics from MIT!" he said. The McDonald's manager replied, "I'm sorry, but all of our physicists have PhDs."

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und das beste:




Two bytes meet one morning going into work, the one says to the other "You're not looking too well, is something wrong?" The other says, "Yeah, I've got a parity problem". The first replied "I thought so, you looked a bit off."

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train. "Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."
"Hmm," says the physicist, "you mean that at least one Scottish sheep is black."
"No," says the mathematician, "All we can say is that there exists at least one sheep in Scotland, at least one half of which is black".