Das einzig schlimmere was ich jemals gelesen habe, war Agony in Pink. AND DON'T GOOGLE THAT!
(But I know you will.)
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Nein, werde ich nicht, inzwischen weiß ich's zum Glück schon besser. XD
A human is a system for converting dust billions of years ago into dust billions of years from now via a roundabout process which involves checking email a lot.