I are fuckin' Wilhelm "Played Out Jungle Robba" Tell, fresh from da Hood of Weimar. Sheeit!
"I'm your fool, and you're my chickenhead. And dat's fo' real!"
I are the gloryous National Hero of some Bankahs, bitch! I'll rock da house! Hea' and nao'!
Togetha' with my ol' homie Friedrich "Loose Pimp" Schiller, I can swea' ya, he's the fuckin' gangsta fo' life!
Fo' sho', chickenhead! If ya is my homie, I are your homie, fo' shizzle, my nizzle!
If you fool monkey smugglas all out there are real gangstas fo' life, vote fo' Cold G, he are gonna rock this fuckin' house, fo' sho'! Vote fo' him!