How did I end up in prison this time? And where am I?
What is he talking about? Completely blind? Note to self: Darkness not good for eye sight!
Tee hee, tiny people!
Oh great. Not only tiny people, but also hairballs and even tinier green people around. I already have enough of this place!
Finally out of that hole, I'm so happy I could burst!
Hm. Doesn't look like home at all.
Some tiny people attacked me, and all I got for my victory was this shirt. Grmpf!
Ohh, a new toy! Err, it's freezing my hands, I need gloves!
Oh great. Found an Aureal, helped her, and all I got was this golden glittery thingy. Now the tiny people run away for two reasons.
Der?