Zitat von Homer Simpson
• Operator! Give me the number for 911!
• Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
• Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
• Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
• I’m normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
• Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
• Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
• Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
• You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
• Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
• Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
• I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
• [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
• What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
• Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
• When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
• I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
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