[Album] Willi im Wald - Could It Be More Awesome?

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Das neue fantastoneue Album von Willi im Wald wird hiermit offiziell der breiten Masse zum kostenlosen Fraß vorgeworfen.
"Could It Be More Awesome?" ist qualitativ (verglichen mit dem Vorgänger) extremst hochwertig, und hat natürlich auch wieder eine Geschichte zu erzählen! Diesmal auch mit weit mehr Text als beim letzten Mal, und deswegen gibts den jetzt auch direkt in der Tracklist mit dazu.

.: Tracklist mit Texten dazu :
01 | Hawaiian Walderness (Halosis)

ahhh- it's them: aliens! aliens!

they took him! they took him from us!
(for research.)

willi! willi! willeyyyyy!
don't take him from us!
no~!
do not do it!

they took him to the abyss
into the darkness of space
a realm unknown to humankind
kingdom of another race

to experiment upon him
gain knowledge from his flesh
research human bodies
to bring eternal death

we did do him capture!
we did do him capture!
take him to our zeppelin,
super duper zeppelin!
kingdom MegaZeppelin!
homeworld of dem aliens.
we don't know dem language
evil sucky language.
so we does make up words
refrigerator coffin.
freeze the undertaker
for he will not take her
to the dance at prom night
though we like de rumba
salsa salsa rumba.
we will steal your wife
your table and your knife!
but you don't remember
cause we take thy memories
bring good cash at ebay
buy ourselves them pornos
brings joy to our hometown
in far away galaxy
de de de de dem dem
de de de de dem dem

02 | Into the Frostbitten Heart of the MegaZeppelin (Ventilatio Obscenus Maximus)

the MegaZeppelin, an ultimate core of fear and hatred
leading minds into vicious pits of eternal rapture
home to the hatedriven abominations from the far reaches of the sky
those who are taken to this flying pit of death shall see the light of the sun no more
forever. and ever. and ever. and ever.

our bravest soldiers tried to fight the MegaZeppelin, but they failed,
and they all have fallen to their doom at the hand of the evil emperor.

fly, MegaZeppelin. fly to the land of sunshine!
fly, MegaZeppelin. do it, now!

MegaZeppelin - MegaPartyZeppelin!
PartyZeppelin - PartyMegaZeppelin! (random)

03 | Realm of the Antiterrorbademeister (Nada Horrifico Lotura Indominabilis)

what the fuck!
he approached the
antiterrorbademeister
at the sandy beaches of norwegen
the meister was strong and
mighty bearded, blond and long.
this body was like wooden steel
with very lots of sexappeal.

come on - strand!
come on, join us-
to pure - fucking - bademeister!

violent swimming
beach has arrived
bademeister

water is ultimate power
uncontrollable like satan
he thrones on his tower
and guardeth thy sea
he slays random people
and steals bikinis

he sings in the shower
of doom and demise
he does like them chocolates
but veggies he despise
at night he goes shopping
to score the lowest price

all hail ye bikini
babes with nice double d's
if fake or if real
get down on your knees
and shareth thy body
with me~

we speak ye olde englishe
like thee doeth in them bible
so we maketh thee lyrics
with anger and pain
fear and aggression
the meister is vain

the seas inhabit sharketh
and other vicious beasts
they feed on them divers
and sharpen thee teeth
waves make them trouble
when raiding the beach

beaches are quite sandy
like deserts indeed
with darkness providing
coconut palmtrees
sometimes there are crabs
which knife in your feet

04 | (Irgendwas Transzendentales mit nem verdammt fiesen und langem Titel der voll die tiefe Bedeutung hat und so) I <3 Lesbian Sex Between Humans and Aliens, I Mean Seriously Who Doesn't

no text. at all.

05 | The Liebe of Bikini-Babes (Charitonblepharon Loricula Falcifer Infringo)

denial of dentists!!!

moonlight shining clear and white
for tonight you are my bride
against bibers i will fight
and forever hold you tight
so we're flying through the night
on my monstrous yellow kite

06 | Nagasaki Bukkake Clusterfuck (Ridibundus Extrorsus Concrepito)

kahwabangah
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt kant!
in nagasaki they like bukkake!

07 | Not with a Whimper But with a Bang (Dirigo Saeculum Finitor)

bring it on!

the ending is approaching
the flames of hell arise
the ice cream truck is flying
humanity's demise

the highlander's bazooka
will shoot the zeppelin down
apocalypse is coming
the race of man will drown

dimensions are collapsing
the road is open wide
pimps don't commit suicide

08 | But the World was Saved (Quiviscumqui Erotopaegnion)

no text. at all. all. at.

09 | Open Wide and Say Ahhhhhhh! (Ulciscor Nucifrangibulum Remediator)

best! bürste! zahnfleisch! verletzen! plus! doktor!
flexibel! federung! druck! borstenkopf! zahnfleisch!
verletzen! plus! doktor best! klüger! bürste!

zahn
zahnbürste dr best

10 | Tooth Fairy

i really want to meet the tooth fairy
she has a nice booty and double d's

i really want to touch the tooth fairy
and feel upon her lingerie

ooh ooh, tooth fairy, tooth fairy

i really want to kiss the tooth fairy
and smell her breath so flowery

i really want to pay the tooth fairy
i know her time is no-ot for free

ooh ooh, tooth fairy, tooth fairy

i really want to free the tooth fairy
from her virginity she belongs to me

i really want to hump the tooth fairy
our pleasure for eternity

ooh ooh, tooth fairy, tooth fairy

tonight i killed the tooth fairy
she took my heart and teeth from me

.: Die Crew :
Ratti, Jörn, Chise, Medivh, Chaik, Eps, Gala.

: Unterstützung (Samples, Ideen, bla...) :
Willi (teh man himself), Aurae, Burri, t_q, Gaahl. Youtube.

Besonderes Augenmerk wollen wir auf "Tooth Fairy" lenken.

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Wir bedanken uns für eure Aufmerksamkeit,
Willi im Wald