We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like. I have prepared one of my own. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like. [Alfred Hitchcock]

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. [Muhammad Ali]

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. [Samuel Butler]

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. [Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)]

To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody. [Quentin Crisp]

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. [Martin Luther King Jr. (1929 - 1968)]

If you have no confidence in self you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence you have won even before you started. [Marcus Garvey]

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in determination. [Tommy Lasorda]

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everybody. [Bill Cosby]

No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. [Mignon McLaughlin]