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I don't have an overactive imagination, I have an underactive reality.

Help! I've tripped and I can't get down!

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.

Life is either boring or miserable. Just decide which is worse. -- Voltaire

How far can you open your mind before your brain falls out?

Life sucks, but death swallows.

Und er beste zuletzt:
"I hate quotations" -- Ralph Waldo Emerson