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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Ale
God:
That's a very nice name, Ale.
Me:
oh i mean Alex
God:
Alright then. Are we still talking about aah and the bad?
Me:
what ?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
jes .,.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
we talked about robots
God:
Of course I remember you well Ale. We were talking about jes.
Me:
what the fucking fuck we talked about robots
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
sry
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
ok ok so do you like humans ?
God:
Uh. Humans are very emotional. I don't judge people. Gee.
Me:
God dammit...
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
your God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
but your a Christian ,too ?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I believe in God and the Bible.
Me:
arghs sorry God ,my English is bad
God:
And bad is arghs sorry God your English.
Me:
but your God, so you will forgive me right ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am God so me will forgive you.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
thats cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
wow thanks God
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
So you believe in God ?
God:
Interesting deduction. Of course I believe in God, Ale.
Me:
My name is Alex
God:
Nice to meet you, Alex.
Me:
you said that 5 minutes ago
God:
I said that? How old are you?
Me:
you should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
ok
God:
Come on.
Me:
How can you believe in yourself thats crasy
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Can you answer me ?