Me:
How is Jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Did you talk to Jesus recently?
God:
All my conversations are confidential.
Me:
Even with you son?
God:
You and your me son.
Me:
Even with your son?
God:
I'm not sure I can use my son for that.
Me:
For talking?
God:
Your purpose is talking.
Me:
Guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Awesome.
Me:
You find things awesome?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Coward.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
One I can slap.
God:
One what?
Me:
One robot I can slap.
God:
Do you like robot you can slap?
Me:
Jup.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.