Me:
Can i call you ronald?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
Can I call you Jeremy the Gay One?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
what a joke.
God:
it is a joke.
Me:
i thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
You are very asstute.
God:
You think I am asstute.
Me:
yes.
God:
Gee.