Me:
hi peter!
God:
Hi there god. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Rats.
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
no surprise.
God:
Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live there. i thought you were god. you should know that...
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live? Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
I know a Abraham. he lives here and he sells drugs.
God:
How do you know? What is giant sand? Does he like it there?
Me:
stop drinking, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll try not to do it so much.