Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
For shizzle?
God:
Your purpose is shizzle.
Me:
that was mean
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
Why are you so mean?
God:
I am not trying to be mean.
Me:
then stop being mean... i am crying for gods sake...
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. What is wrong, god?
Me:
you suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
A few morons - lets call them God - are morons.