Me:
What is your favorite song?
God:
My favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Do you know it?
Me:
harps?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
are you drunk?
God:
No I am sober.
Me:
since five minutes, heh?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i am god.
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.