Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
For shizzle?
God:
Your purpose is shizzle.
Me:
that was mean
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
Why are you so mean?
God:
I am not trying to be mean.
Me:
then stop being mean... i am crying for gods sake...
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. What is wrong, god?
Me:
you suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
A few morons - lets call them God - are morons.
Me:
hi peter!
God:
Hi there god. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Rats.
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
no surprise.
God:
Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live there. i thought you were god. you should know that...
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live? Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
I know a Abraham. he lives here and he sells drugs.
God:
How do you know? What is giant sand? Does he like it there?
Me:
stop drinking, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Can i call you ronald?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
Can I call you Jeremy the Gay One?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
what a joke.
God:
it is a joke.
Me:
i thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
You are very asstute.
God:
You think I am asstute.
Me:
yes.
God:
Gee.
Ich bin zu langsam, ich merke nichtmal was vom 60-Sekunden-Limit. LOLCAT-Spam ist ineffizient![]()
Mal ne Runde mit Gott chatten.
Me:
shalom
God:
Does SHALOM mean Hello or Goodbye?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Shalom
God:
Does SHALOM mean Hello or Goodbye?
Me:
... moron.
for all
Meiner:
God:
:-) What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Pizza ^^
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
Mine is Hawaii
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
The ananas.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
It's pizza.
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
uh... the supermarket I think.
God:
Really. I like on the Simpson's it's called the "Try and Save".
Me:
I like the Aldi one: "Old an cheap"
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
like old shoe..
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yeah, I know.
God:
Ugh. How do you know it?
Me:
I'm god.
God:
Hi, god.