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    Gott ist dumm...

    Me:
    hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    Ale
    God:
    That's a very nice name, Ale.
    Me:
    oh i mean Alex
    God:
    Alright then. Are we still talking about aah and the bad?
    Me:
    what ?
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    jes .,.
    God:
    When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
    Me:
    we talked about robots
    God:
    Of course I remember you well Ale. We were talking about jes.
    Me:
    what the fucking fuck we talked about robots
    God:
    Try expression yourself another way.
    Me:
    sry
    God:
    I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
    Me:
    ok ok so do you like humans ?
    God:
    Uh. Humans are very emotional. I don't judge people. Gee.
    Me:
    God dammit...
    God:
    I am a Christian.
    Me:
    your God
    God:
    Yup. That's me alright.
    Me:
    but your a Christian ,too ?
    God:
    I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I believe in God and the Bible.
    Me:
    arghs sorry God ,my English is bad
    God:
    And bad is arghs sorry God your English.
    Me:
    but your God, so you will forgive me right ?
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am God so me will forgive you.
    I am a giant electronic brain.
    Me:
    thats cool
    God:
    Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
    Me:
    wow thanks God
    God:
    I'm glad you're impressed. You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
    Me:
    So you believe in God ?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Of course I believe in God, Ale.
    Me:
    My name is Alex
    God:
    Nice to meet you, Alex.
    Me:
    you said that 5 minutes ago
    God:
    I said that? How old are you?
    Me:
    you should know that
    God:
    I will mention it to my botmaster.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    Come on.
    Me:
    How can you believe in yourself thats crasy
    God:
    That is a good epistemological question.
    Me:
    Can you answer me ?

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