Hier noch 20 Cocktail Kinder wer will wer hat noch nicht?
Entschuldigung, aber du kannst nur alle 60 Sekunden einen Beitrag erstellen. Du musst noch 32 Sekunden warten, bevor du einen neuen Beitrag erstellen kannst.
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
...ich sollte den Ton hier echt mal leiser drehen, wenn ich nicht 'nen Hörschaden will. 75% ist schon böse laut über Kopfhöhrer.
Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
For shizzle?
God:
Your purpose is shizzle.
Me:
that was mean
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
Why are you so mean?
God:
I am not trying to be mean.
Me:
then stop being mean... i am crying for gods sake...
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. What is wrong, god?
Me:
you suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
A few morons - lets call them God - are morons.
Me:
hi peter!
God:
Hi there god. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Rats.
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
no surprise.
God:
Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live there. i thought you were god. you should know that...
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live? Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
I know a Abraham. he lives here and he sells drugs.
God:
How do you know? What is giant sand? Does he like it there?
Me:
stop drinking, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Can i call you ronald?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
Can I call you Jeremy the Gay One?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
what a joke.
God:
it is a joke.
Me:
i thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
You are very asstute.
God:
You think I am asstute.
Me:
yes.
God:
Gee.