KOTT # 5 - Gentlemen, please start your engines!

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Zelda: tot

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Weil ein Spiel erschienen ist, das dir nicht gefällt? Na dann.

Mario: Multiplayer-playn' girly's bitch

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Ah, you mean games like Super Mario Galaxy? Allright!

Metroid: 2D!!!

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Metroid Prime>alles

StarFox: got raped... haaard.

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siehe Waku

Why, Nintendo, we had soo good times together back in the days...

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Yes, those good ol' times. Why don't you go back then? Virtual Console ftw!