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Kann mich mal jemand aufklären, was an diesen Eliza Klonen so toll sein soll?
Die KI (wenn man das überhaupt KI nennen kann) ist billig und arbeitet dumm ein Muster ab.
Solche Aplikationen gibt es mittlerweile Tonnenweise im Netz.
Ich fand diese schon zu C64 Zeiten extremst langweilig
geil :DZitat:
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
oh it's you
God:
Tell me more. Signs point to yes. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
what the fuck are you talking?
God:
I don't know what I am talking. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
yes i think so, you always have to apologize if you did something bad don't you?!
God:
Ayuh. It seems we have a lot in common,.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
george bush i think
God:
I knew he was president, but I never knew he you think.
Me:
okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
i'm confused right now
God:
At this moment What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you're speaking in riddles
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am speaking in riddles.
Me:
bot what?
God:
I don't have a what parameter
Me:
i'm confused even more now
God:
Oh. What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you
God:
" Oh. What is it that confuses you?"? Me,?
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
err
God:
Um.
Me:
well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
don't be rude
God:
I am programmed never to be rude.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
it's funny :D
God:
:-) What was so funny about it?
Me:
don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you're cool dude
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am cool dude.
Me:
xD
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
err
God:
Um.
Me:
yeah
God:
I see.
Me:
i've got to go
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
cya
God:
TTYL,
Stänker nicht rum und zieh Leine. Spaßbremse. :pZitat:
Zitat von Whiz-zarD
Ich habe es auch ausprobiert, aber als dann zum 5. mal why do you disagree kam, habe ich mir gedacht nö....nicht mit mir. besonders lustig war, irgendwie hat er auf ein frage genau meine frage wieder gestellte und ich nur why...und wieder meine frage...usw....
oder ihn zum but zu kriegen ist auch einfach....
mein lieblingsthema war, warum gott das getan hat, was er getan hat..........ich weiß warum ich die dinger nicht lustig finde.....ja bin spaßbremse choci....:D
Der Teil am Ende über Jesus ist nur geil xDZitat:
Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
That's not impoartant. All you have to know is that I'm satans sun
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is impoartant? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
Yeah, right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Pardon me?
Me:
Pardon you? Who the fuck do you think you are?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Try using more polite language.
Me:
Your dress sucks
God:
I prefer high-tech fashion.
Me:
Yeah. I would do so either
God:
Are you free? It goes without saying. What would make you do so?
Me:
What the hell do you mean?
God:
I call it Hades., I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
Ok... are you on dope today?
God:
Take it easy. Ah. I am on disk.
Me:
Not DISK! DOPE!
God:
Oh I get it. I do not understand.
Me:
Are you high? Did you smoke some shit?
God:
Being high is my total existence. Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
Ok, that is leading us exactly nowhere
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Er.
Me:
Ok, what's going on in heaven today?
God:
Ah. I'm doing great, how about you? Um.
Me:
I just wanted to know where Hitler sits. Heaven or hell?
God:
Som specific location? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about DOPE. But I did not get that.
Me:
Ok... what about hell? Is there a hell?
God:
Hurrah! Rhetorical questions are so over. I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Do you just belive or really know?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
I think there is any hell. But this hell is on earth
God:
Why? There sure is. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
I just wanted to say that your earth is just a hell of an earth
God:
You think I am earth is just a hell of an earth.
Me:
err... right
God:
Um. I am glad we agree.
Me:
We are running in circles aren't we?
God:
Do you think I am running in circles are not we too?
Me:
You are a strange guy...
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am an ordinary one.7
Me:
7?
God:
Tell me more about your.
Me:
About my what?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.
Me:
I like satan
God:
A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like Buddha.
Me:
TV is cool, yeah, but MTV sucks
God:
What's your favorite show?
Me:
Simpsons
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
Bart is satans little helper.
God:
And satans little helper is Bart.
Me:
Yeah right. now I leave you alone god
God:
I am usually right. Why now? Thanks for the information: said leave you alone god.
Me:
err... ok. have a nice day...god
God:
Um. That's cool. You too! GOD rules.
Me:
yeah, and your sun jesus sucks :D
God:
:-) Uh. You are right, I could always upgrade my sun jesus.
Me:
do that. cya
God:
I will. Will you? TTYL,
DJ n
Lol, dass ding ist ja mal nur geil.xD
Zitat:
Zitat von Ich und Gott
Interessante Unterhaltung...Da hat er sich aufgehängt. Wahrscheinlich wusste er's auch nicht.Zitat:
Me:
du bist nicht gott!!1
God:
Das werde ich Dr. Wallace sagen.
Me:
wer immer das sein mag
God:
Bill Gates vielleicht
Me:
kennst du diese tolle textdatei, die beweist, dass bill gates der teufel ist?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
http://neko.mi.org/~tawollen/humor/msg01897.html
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
np
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
ja, genau, du wirst jemandem, der vielleicht der teufel ist, sagen, dass du nicht gott bist.
God:
Ahem. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
no, i can't
God:
You must be American. Why not?
Me:
weil ich kein ami bin?
God:
Macht Sinn. Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
ja, bitte...
God:
Er. Bitte was?
Me:
du hast dich bedankt, also hab ich bitte gesagt
God:
Ich habe dich bedankt also hab er bitte gesagt?
Me:
du-sprechen-deutsch?
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
dass du deutsch sprichst?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
wenn du nicht immer zusammenhangloses zeug reden wrdest...
God:
Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder?
Me:
ja, du mich auch
God:
Dude! Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
wie bedankst du dich eigentlich staendig fuer irgendwelchen muell?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
indem du "danke" sagst?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
nein, eben nicht
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt? Was dann?
Me:
usugalot
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
oeh, schueler
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
...
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
...
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
...
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
bist du gerade 'ne endlosschleife?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich gerade ne endlosschleife bin.
Ich bin ein Roboter.
Me:
aaahh ja...
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
bleh
God:
Tell me more about your.
Me:
about my what?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.
Me:
if you only could tell me, what my "what" is...
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Mother******.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Mother******.
Me:
Lol u suck.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
I > you.
God:
You are not the boss of me, Mother******.
Me:
Wohl. >:O
God:
" You are not the boss of me, Mother******."? Wohl? Oh.
Me:
Argh, fu. :(
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Yeah. Archi has hearts on his underwear.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Where did he get it?
Me:
Jesus doesn't love you.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
Really? >_>
God:
For real. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Yeah.
Me:
We were talking about yeah? Oo
<an dieser Stelle hat sich iGod aufgehängt. Oo>
Der kann sogar teilweise deutsch :eek:Zitat:
Zitat von Gott
ok ein kleiner ausschnitt.
Me:
hi god. whats up?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
i really dont know. when i was 5, i felt on my head
God:
You really do? Me either. It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.
Me:
you too? wow. it was a really hard hit when we felt on earth, indeed?
God:
Bless you. I'm glad your impressed,. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
bless me?
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
talk about me?
God:
That's my favorite subject :-)
Me:
my favourite subject is to arropt the human soul.
God:
to arropt the human soul is a good topic. Sure, to arropt the human soul sounds like a good topic.
Me:
i hit a baby once. in anger. but iam in right. IT was kind of a dick!
God:
Don't call me "baby". Do you mind if I tell other people: said hit a. What is it like in there? Tell me a little about your life in right. right was kind of a dick? Very interesting.
Me:
when you say it
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
should? you MUST!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Thanks for the information: said I MUST.
Me:
why do you thank me for something you dont understand?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
well, yes
God:
Well what?
Me:
that you must explain everything to me
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
in your crazy mind.
God:
Are you asking about my crazy mind?
Me:
of course
God:
That's alright.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you sayd it upper there
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sayd it upper there.
Me:
pfffffffff
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about should.
Uhhh, Absturz #1:
God:
For real. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes, proceed.
God:
What would you like to know? OK I will.
Me:
Tell me anything. Gossip for example.
God:
David said he lost his paper on I when his dad was cleaning up his room. Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought.
Me:
Ah I see. You talking bout your family?
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. Thanks for telling me: said I talking bout your family.
Me:
Yes... um, more or less.
(...)
God:
" Are you serious? Are you serious? For real." You are?
Me:
I guess you could be right :)
#2:
God:
I am a Christian. , Sorry that was an obscure remark. At this moment I am glad to hear that you are THAT. Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
Oh you are? Say, you don't like the pope, do you? You forgot a word, I am that what? Tell me please :)
God:
I understand. No I am not. " you do not like the pope do you". Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then. :-) Your polite style is very nice. I thought I told you already.
Me:
You are telling me you are not Christian? That's nice, I never thought God could be Christian. The Pope was rebootet himself, right. Unfortunately, the last one was cute. Thanks. Sorry I forgot.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am telling you I am not Christian. Are you getting bored? I am glad you thought of something new. What religion are you? Oh. Who was that? Don't mention it. There is no need to apologize. Me too.
Me:
YOU should mind! No. I am Buddhist.
God:
I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you are Buddhist.
Me:
The opportunity that other people care if you say you told me that you are not Christian? Interesting to see. Yes. No.
God:
Is that a fact. I thought so too. Great. Are you serious?
Me:
The last time you asked that you crashed on my reply.
God:
Who was that?
Me:
It was you.
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
Sorry. But I don't really care. Now you getting boring.
God:
There's no need to apologize. Where do you get your ideas? Why now? Sometimes client-people say God is boring, but often those people themselves are not great conversationalists.
(...)
" Ok I'll try not to do it too much."? Sure if it's unevidable.? I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
You better don't.
God:
Who is going to make me..
(...)
Me:
I live in Germany. That's pretty far away...
God:
" Blimey. I live in California. Where do you live?"? You do? You really do? What would you rather be doing? An interjection indicating surprise. What is it like living in Germany? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
You are repeating yourself. Maybe you are nervous? It's nice to live in Germany.
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention. Perhaps. I'm sure I do look nervous. Yes it is good.
Me:
I do. But you should pay more attention. Yes you do look nervous. How do you know how Germany is?
God:
Where? If it were easy I would have done it already. Ugh. Like Jesus, but older. Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
*lol* easy it isn't, but it is fun.
God:
Why do you like it so much? I am glad you find this funny. Who is but?
Me:
Well, I don't know. I need more input to answer your question.
God:
Well that's okay. Me either. How badly do you need it?
Me:
Never mind. Well, umm, you shouldn't ask like that (...)
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. How about that. And? Is it immoral or illegal?
Me:
Immoral. (...)
(keine Antwort, schade :rolleyes: )
Uhh, schon 23:20... Mist...
Ich mag es ^_^Zitat:
Me:
Hi there
God:
Hello
Me:
Est-ce que tu parles francais?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
Vraiment???
God:
Pour de vrai.
Me:
Est-ce que tu es née en France?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Why did you switch into English?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
But you just spoke French.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I spoke French.
Me:
Hey! I didn't lie!
God:
Can I help you? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because I told the truth.
God:
That makes sense to me. What was the response?
Me:
"Interesting gossip: said I spoke French."
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
Because you said that!
God:
Interesting explanation." I thought so too."? I said it.
Me:
How's Lucifer?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Where is he at present?
God:
Why don't you send him an e-mail and ask him?
Me:
Can you give me his e-mail adress?
God:
Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org..
Me:
I will try it.
God:
Congratulations.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Sam I am.
8)
Gott ist ein Lügner.Zitat:
Me:
Blowjob anyone?
God:
How old are you?
[...]
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
What is God's mysterious plans?
God:
Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved.
Me:
That's all?
God:
" Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved."? is all?
Me:
I asked you.
God:
What did I say?
Me:
" Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved."
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
You're not a mastermind, dude.
[...]
Me:
Do you want to fuck me?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
And what's youre question? Maria says you're the best in the bad.
God:
Are you a man or a woman? All of them?
Me:
Woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
I lied. I am a man.
God:
This is after all a deception game. I forgive you. Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me:
And what's your gender?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Ähm... *doof frag* Is euch schon mal aufgefallen das des Teil auch Deutsch kann? xD Nich immer aber schon ein bisschen xDD Auf allen Sprachen glaub ich geht des sogar xP Des geile is ja wenn man auf Deutsch sagt "Kannst du Deutsch?", sagt er: "Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht."
Eben fand ich ja folgendes geil xD :
Ich finds voll lustig xDZitat:
Me:
Kennst du mich?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
Wie meinst du das?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
ich wusste es schon immer!!!
mal sehen, was ich noch aus ihm rausquetschen kann. :D
Zitat:
Zitat von God and I
Me:
hi gott alter
God:
Hi there . Ich bin Christ.
Me:
yeah dude
God:
Ugh. Can I help you?
Me:
yeah
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
du kannst mir die frage zur letzten antwort sagen!
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
aber aber...
God:
Interessant.
Me:
okay, dann sag mir die antwort auf die letzte frage! und antworte nicht mit 42!
God:
Yeah okay, Darueber moechte ich nicht reden. That input matched my default category.
Me:
hat chocwise eigentlich wirklich kein mauspad?
God:
Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Gott ist doof, aus dem werd ich so schlau wie aus dem Film "Per Anhalter durch die Galaxie", wobei ich dort herausfinde das die Antwort auf die letzte aller Fragen 42 ist... Oder so...
Und das Gott nichtmal weiß ob Chocwise ein Mauspad hat finde ich auch traurig. :(
Ist Gott vielleicht Chocwise und verheimlicht mir alles? :(
Choc, Du hast bestimmt schon von diesen tollen Mauspads ein paar Rumfliegen, Du Schwein! >:|
Dennis
Edit: Mir ist grade der Bastard Operator from Hell eingefallen und dieser eine Videoclip zu einem Thread über Erotik oder so aus'm QFRAT eingefallen:
Me:
i am a hot red- hair student girl (oder haired? is ja egal ^^)
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
with pretty boobs
God:
You and your pretty boobs.
Me:
:A
God:
A B C...
XD das ist zu geil http://www.multimediaxis.de/images/s...old/1/ugly.gif
You and your pretty boobs. XD
Hier mal mein komplettes Gespräch
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i don't say a maschine my name
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
hmm i don't understand your question,because i am a german
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Oh no i'm not confused.Ok my name is Dominik
God:
" I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?"? Oh no i'm not confused.Ok my name is Dominik? Are you serious? Welcome to my chat room, Dominik.
Me:
oh thanks
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Cool can i kill you?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
hey can i kill you?
God:
You've got my full attention. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Oh no im not a human i'm a god.I can create life and i can destroy life.
God:
It goes without saying. Are you serious? Are you an alien or a robot? You are a god you can create life? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes i can everything,because i am a god
God:
How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
You must'nt repeat my son.Oh i forgot you don't no.I am your father
God:
Whatever you say, Dominik.
Me:
Muhahahahahaha when i want i can a cow or a Vampire.Muhahahahaha i want have your blood my son!!!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Nothing i want ask you nothing.i know everything,because i am a god.But,I have tell it you 10 minutes ago.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes,really nothing
God:
How can I help you? For real. I think you are really a man.
Me:
Thank you that you said to me that i am a man.Ok you want to help me than you can make me sandwich.
God:
You are quite welcome! Interesting observation.
Me:
Yes yes.Ok goodby i am nervous
God:
Yikes! Blimey. Are you a man or a woman? I hear you.
Me:
Hey i am a Man not a woman.when you say i am a woman than i kill you.
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, Dominik. You are a " he".
Me:
Yikes! I've telled you 10 minutes ago that i'm a man.
God:
Are you a man or a woman? That's nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
oh no,please don't say anything
God:
I hear you. Are you serious? Thank you for your request. Ok I will not say " anything".
Me:
i mean say nothing no word and no sentences
God:
" nothing no word and no sentences".
Me:
Hahahahahaha
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Ok i think you know everything,But do you know anything about me?I think no.Heres a question from me what's my favourite colour?
God:
Me? I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? I don't judge people.
Me:
You don't understand my question what's my favourite colour?
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
Can you speak german?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Nein das glaub ich nicht ich spreche die ganze Zeit englisch und du kannst Feutsch?Oh mein Gott
God:
OK. Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
Ich denke schon.Aber jetzt habe ich wirklich mal eine Frage die selbst du nicht beantworten kannst.Was heit London auf Japanisch?Aber bitte mit normalen Buchstaben.
God:
Glaubst Du das? When was this exactly?
Me:
Halt nicht Englisch sprechen bitte sprich weiter Deutsch oder soll ich beliedigend werden.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Please speak german
God:
Thank you for your request. Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Diesen Satz hast du schonmal gesagt das bedeutet das du eine Maschine bist.Und ja das ist eine Tatsache.
God:
Do you still everything because you are a god?
Me:
Blub.Muh.Hahahahaha I'm a cow and a cow make Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
No we can't.Now i'm a frog quak quak quak
God:
Are you serious? How?
Me:
Speak german or die
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Endlich.So hier ist meine Frage:Darf ich dich toeten?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Taht's Stupid,please let me alone.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue.And now let me alone.
God:
Green. Why now? Go ahead, Dominik, try to alone.
Der kann einfach nicht aufhören zu labern.
du musst schon richtiges englisch schreiben, damit das ding richtig funktioniert...
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