WOAH! :-oZitat:
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Puschels Schwanz muss magischer Kräfte besitzen...
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WOAH! :-oZitat:
Zitat von Aventor
Puschels Schwanz muss magischer Kräfte besitzen...
I am Icetongue, a swedish MVP of multimediaxis.de to the family of Olaf, former of Sweden. I seek the assistance of someone who is genuinely interested in entering into a business relationship with QUALITY POSTS. Understanding and willingness to read all of Nonsense's posts are essential.
In brief, Günther was the former of Mars and had ruled there for 420 years before he checked out of office some years back. Upon his resignation from power, he and members of his family have been given paddlings and wedgies by successive governments in his country. This has led to the freezing of postingcounters belonging to him and members of the TS Rocket Scientists both home and abroad. Many pants belonging to them both locally and internationally have also been seized.
Based on the aforementioned, however, it is noteworthy to inform you that they still have a family fortune consisting of millions of postings, hidden away in REWE plastic bags in a couriers liver, which is only known only by me, the family members, and Nicolas Cage. It is therefore on this note that Tali'Zorah nar Rayya has directed that I secretly find a genuine and reliable Olaf with whom they have had no previous personal or business relationship. This is to assist them in transferring these postings to a safe account. They intend to buy crack cocaine with a reasonable percentage of this money, though this is subject to change by a certain group of whalerussians.
My duty therefore, among others, is to ensure that you will not only help and transfer this fund in a way that you will provide cover, to save them from being banned by security agencies from the MMX-Willkührstaff, but you will also coordinate a spamparty. You will also assist in investing the family fortune that is scattered all over the world in indie games. Note that there is no risk involved because you, the family members, Nicolas Cage, and a certain group of whalerussians are the only ones who know this. As soon as we receive your letter of acceptance/acknowledgement, I shall give you more on this transaction.
Two mufuggahs, both alike in dignity,
In fair EDEKA in Walle, where we lay our scene,
From ancient pudding departement break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross`d Kinskis take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their penis-nosed fox bury their parents` strife.
The fearful passage of their trashcan-burning love,
And the continuance of their parents` rage,
Which, but their children`s end, nought could projectile-vomit,
Is now the 69 hours` traffic of our stage;
The which if you with limp dick attend,
What here shall hartz, our toil shall strive to mend.
Ah ja, ich bin übrigens bei der Transaktion sowas von dabei. Was muss ich tun, um Nic Cage vor dem Willkürstaff zu retten?
A few things.
First: Dust - An Elysian Tail gives me funny feelings in my fingats.
Second: Due to either a database-error or a misunderstanding on my brother's part, I am currently enjoying the rather doubtful privileges of a 56k-connection. I feel as if I have been catapulted back into the nineties, just without (j)awesome saturday morning cartoons.
Third: Wetako, I have thoroughly enjoyed reading your post alluding to spam e-mails. I would like to congratulate you on making a funny post.
Also, fox, lots of it.
Sincerely,
your Guardian Force
Pffff ich hab über 56k MMORPGs PVP gespielt! Heul mal nicht so rum!
pls get fast internet soon
Hello deer Guardian Force,
first of all, thank you for your kind response. I am interested in your offer and I have to ask you a few questshuns regarding it if you don't mind:
1. What quality is the lots of fox of your offering me? I have experienced fox in changing qualities, especially in other peoples tents.
2. Can I experience the 56k-modem-experience at a lower price beacuz of me being a member of the rocket science-society also known as Monte- und Dosenbier-Asis Bösweiler e.V.
3. How funny must my posting be to get a triple offer?
4. Is the fox circumsized and how is it formed?
Kind Regards,
your Feuertäufer for poor peole
Heute ist ein besonderer Tag!
Verdammt richtig, Sally!
Nun wollen wir hoffen
dass
ein
wunder
geschiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeht
ICH MUSS DRINGÄÄÄÄÄND
WO IST DENN HIER DAS KLO
MEIN ARSCH BRAUCHT
EI-NEN SCHLUND!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKybvdGhPrY
Eines der tollen VLOGs von Rosa Canina.
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Zitat von Über Rosa Canina
Ooooohhh, dabei hatte ich mich schon soooo auf die Follferfion gefreut... :(
Aber es dauer noch ein bisschen.
http://www.abload.de/img/13315725362302buk1.gifZitat:
einziger deutscher Visual-Novel-Schreiber
Eh?
:hehe:Zitat:
Zitat von steel
Aber ernsthaft Leute, kauft das Buch. Es kostet in der Taschenbuch-Version nur supergünstige 23,00€!!!!! Zuschlagen, bevor alle weg sind!
Deine wird ja nie fertig, Tacco.
Oh Gott, 23 Euro für ein albernes buch von Rosa Kaninchen? :hehe:
ZEIT FÜR QUALITÄT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCzhoNIqh_E&feature=player_embedded
Die NATO-Fotzen sind zum kotzen wie Disco-Toiletten!
Wer macht da einen auf Basstard? Der Bastard gehört behindert geprügelt wie französische Bullen zur WM-Zeit.