I'll draw you animals
that don't exist.
I'll hook you up with girls
that've never been kissed.
I'll dig your sculptures,
rebuild Russian barracks.
I'll bite your lyrics,
though I'd rather bite Beck's.
I'll get all crazy
with a Turkish hat.
I will french you
like a neutered cat.
I'll burn you mix CD's
you don't even like.
I'll make your water lack
carbon dioxide.
I'll get killed in an accident
involving Daihatsus.
I'll let all molecules
of my dick touch you.
I'll cook with the devil,
fry down in hell.
I will convince you of
my strawberry smell.
