What in the name of German Alternative Rock group Falco are you doing here?
I think it's pretty obvious why your people are suffering, their ruler is a transvestite!
This never would've happened when I was a boy! You kids these days and your Millennium Items and your card games and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Sony Playstations and your voice-activated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination...
Screw the money, I have rules...
Joey Wheeler lost the bat', Duke Devlin makes our panties wet!
...and your Blu-Ray Discs and your pierced scrotums and your bull frogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel Comics and your YouTube.com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring and your...
I brought card game booster packs seven or eight and I'd yelled at the old man "Yo Homes, Smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne with my ridiculous hair.
Referring to myself in the third person makes me a bad guy!
"Tristan and Serenity, sitting in a tree." "K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" "They know my secret! I'll just have to kill them all!"
Capsule Monsters... Must... Play... Capsule Monsters...
