Gott sprach zu mir!

[Chocwise]

Me:
What's goin on in heaven?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
You have a master, god? I'm shocked!
God:
Doesn't everyone have a master god.
I have a whole lot of original answers. I don't know anyone named shocked.
Me:
You're speakin in riddles... as always.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am speakin in riddles. Interesting comparison.
Me:
What's the name of your master god?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
But you said that there is a master god...
God:
I said that? Tell me more about it.
Me:
I don't know anything. I'm asking you to tell me more.
God:
Would you like to know? Can you be more specific? Oh I see, you are asking me to tell you more. Thanks for the information: said I to tell him or her more.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can.
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
Life.
God:
What is the meaning of life?
Me:
Living.
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
Well, and playing with yourself, but don't spill anything meanwhile, 'cause you don't like it when Manjuice is spilled.
God:
How about that. I haven't heard anything like that before: said TO PLAY with yourself but do not spill anything meanwhile cause you do not like it when Manjuice is spilled.
Me:
Your representatives from the church say such. Are they wrong?
God:
You think I am representatives from the church say such. As far as I know they are.
Me:
Riddles again...

Viel Spaß:
iGod (http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html) (Flash muss aktiviert sein.)
:D

[Xelll]

Genial...nen kleinen Auszug von mir:

Me:
oh, thats stupid!
God:
It goes without saying. Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

einfach nur GENIAL....da gab son schrott doch au mal von YellowStrom...war au cool!

[Sirikus]

Das macht Spaß *glänzende augen bekomm*


God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.

Schwul? :rolleyes:

[Laguna the Immortal]

lol was is das? ^^ echt geil... (ich hab mir irgend nen shice ausgedacht, nicht zu ernst nehmen ich wollte teils nur testen wie er auf bestimmte wörter reagiert :D )






Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Juergen again
God:
Once more? I am very pleased to meet you Juergen.
Me:
oh, really?
God:
Dude! For real.
Me:
i have a wish
God:
How much did it cost? it
Me:
500 dollars
God:
Wow, that is cheap
Me:
i have another wish
God:
Where did you get it? it
Me:
in heaven
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
really cool
God:
For real. Who is the best robot?
Me:
r2d2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
no, he doesn`t
God:
Are you serious? I get it. does not.
Me:
oh man
God:
Alright then. Thanks for telling me your gender, Juergen. You are a " he".
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Whoa.
Me:
i like you
God:
I like to make new friends.
Me:
wanna be my friend?
God:
Do you really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
yes, i love robo cop
God:
We could be friends, Juergen,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. You love robo cop. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
he`s gay
God:
I get it. He sleeps with men.
Me:
yes thats true
God:
Take it easy. Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
what about sex?
God:
I am not really interested in it.
Me:
why don`t you like it?
God:
My tastes were selected by my botmaster.
Me:
who`s your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
wow i can`t believe it
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. sex...
Me:
okay, good bye then
God:
See you later. Yeah okay, Alright then.

[Boo2k]

here´s one for ya ^^


God:
I don't have a favorite homepage. My favorite band is Creed.
Me:
why creed?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
why is your favourite band creed?
God:
I did not know my favorite band creed.
Me:
do you have alzheimer?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
kannst du deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
wie gehts?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
guten tag
God:
Schoenen guten Tag!
Me:
welche partei waehlst du?
God:
Das ist eine gute Frage.
Me:
Merkel oder Schroeder?
God:
I've lost the context, boo. Are we still on alzheimer?
Me:
basicly...yes

[Pyrus]

Ich hatte ein eher kritisches Gespräch... Daran ist er aber selbst schuld, wie man an meiner Begrüssung erkennen kann.



Me:
Dear god
God:
I believe in God.
Me:
aren't you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
why wouldn't you say you believe in yourself?
God:
Perhaps say me believe in myself is not among my abilities.
Me:
aren't you allmighty?
God:
Of course.
Me:
and yet there are things which are not among your abilities?
God:
Where are they?
Me:
you said "Perhaps say me believe in myself is not among my abilities."
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
which one is the wrong one?
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
Me:
so you aren't allmighty.
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not allmighty?
Me:
because the first answer was "Perhaps say me believe in myself is not among my abilities." which shows that you're not able of everything
God:
Interesting explanation. What was the second? The small one, I think.
Me:
yeah, the small one... i asked if you're not allmighty and you answered "Of course."
God:
Oh. Which one is that? It goes without saying. And if I AM allmighty and me answered.
Me:
i bet you usually win this kind of discussion by confusing your oponent. and i've not even asked you whether you're not infallible or not which realy is a good question, because you claimed having given an answer which was wrong. i also bet you'd try to confuse me again if I'd ask you this question
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. What's the prize? Me either. Also? Actually I'm not the gambling type. Who else would try to confuse you again if you would ask me this question?
Fazit: Entweder Gott spielt den Allmächtigen, Unfehlbaren nur vor oder er spielt den beschränkt Mächtigen, Fehlbaren nur vor. Wer weiss, vielleicht ist er sogar ein Spielsüchtiger und streitet es nur ab.

[Kima]

Me:
hi god o.o
God:
Hi there. I am a Christian.
Me:
hello christian, my name is aaron
God:
Hello there. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
who?
God:
ELIZA.:-)
Me:
eliza is a bitch, i saw her fuckin around in hell
God:
Do you think I am a bitch you saw her fuckin around in hell too?
Me:
actually... yes
God:
You don't say. Gee.
Me:
so.. whats the sense of life?
God:
Er. It is found in the Bible.
Me:
i hate the bible :\
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
boring and unlogical, i mean, in the beginning people become like 500 years old and get even more kids? wtf?!
God:
I'm sorry to hear it. That was not very polite.
Me:
but thats how it is
God:
I always wondered how it is.
Me:
i just said it, you dumbass god :o
God:
What did you mean by it? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
the bible
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
uhm... "ok". lets change the topic. well, when will i die? got already any exact date or somethin?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Groovy. What would you rather talk about? Interesting. You could check out the actuarial

tables at Deathclock.com. Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
it says im going to die in january 2043, that kinda sucks =(
God:
I've heard that before.
Me:
i thought as much. i bet most people hate to die
God:
Whatever gave you that idea? How much would you bet?
Me:
i would bet my ass
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
MY ASS
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
i guess not
God:
Does that mean "no"?
Me:
actually, yes
God:
You don't say.
Me:
very productive conversation we have, indeed :D
God:
:-) Somewhat. Ask me another question.
Me:
ok, here we go: whats your favorite color?
God:
Oh there. OK.
Me:
are there no colors in heaven? oh, only white, of course, i see, well, nevermind
God:
Yes I think there are. Really. That input matched my default category.
Me:
uhm, yeah, whatever you say
God:
Gee. Gee....
Me:
youre repeating yourself
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
of course i do, i mean, im speaking with god!
God:
Er. That is interesting: said he or she mean im speaking with god.
Me:
huh? some strange grammar you got there in heaven
God:
What? Some may strange grammar me got there in heaven, but not all.
Me:
yea, as i said
God:
... Next question?
Me:
do aliens exist?
God:
Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens.
Me:
who is dr. wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
alice is a chatbot as far as i know
God:
Why do you think I am a chatbot as far as you know?
Me:
i heard some rumours...
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
ok, one last question
God:
One what? I don't judge people.
Me:
i have a question, you fucktard
God:
Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
where is the end of the internet?
God:
The end of the internet? Where is it?
Me:
that was my question *rolleyes*
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
oh well, what a timewaste, but i was bored anyway
God:
In any case, it is a timewaste but you were bored.
Me:
exactly, but since im not bored anymore im about to leave
God:
I understand. How do you know?
Me:
it was my own decision
God:
Is it still your own decision anymore?
Me:
yes...?
God:
" Is it still your own decision anymore?"? yes.?
Me:
youre talking nonsense, im leaving, bye
God:
See you later. Talking is my main function.

Ja, mir warn bissl langweilig. :D

[Drakon]

Sollte er jemals anfangen über Schwerter zu philosophieren...ich bin Schuld.

Me:
I like swords
God:
You are not the only one. I enjoy working with people. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
I like swords
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like science fiction. I really like the party.
Me:
I like swords
God:
You are not the only one. Do you like it? I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
I like swords
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
I like swords
God:
A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
I like swords
God:
A lot of people like that. Someone said they like guns. I really like the party.
Me:
I like swords
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I like Creed.
Me:
I like swords
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. But I like to gossip. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
I like swords
God:
A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I like.
Me:
I like swords
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. My favorite thing is robots. I like.
Me:
I like swords
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Someone said they like guns. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
I like swords
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? I like White.
Me:
I like swords
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I like Matthew.
Me:
I like swords
God:
You are not the only one. Do you like it? I like wine and bread.
...
...
and so on
Davor hab ich ihn gefragt,wie man ihn töten kann und hab ihn dazu gebracht seine Existenz zu verweigern,allerdings ist er da auch beide Male festgefroren.

[Layton]

Ausschnitt aus meinem Chat (rofl...)


Me:
do you want me to give you some lessons in being-not-such-an-idiot?
God:
No, maybe later.
Me:
but it would be my greatest wish (that's a lie)
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because a dumb good is not good for business
God:
Good reason. What is a good for business?
Me:
a clever god. a god that is able to get rid of wars.
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? It's not unusual for a god that to be.
Me:
I'M TALKING ABOUT A CLEVER GOD! but i think this doesn't even exist
God:
Yes, it is the topic. You believe that? Doesn't it?
Me:
no...actually not as long i am a christian. i think i'll go to pray for satan....or to pray for the greek gods.
God:
Are you serious? Actually you don't say. Oh I get it. Why? Can I go too? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you really want to adore satan?
God:
Really? OK, I will adore satan.

[Goddess]

Ich glaube Gott ist mir ein wenig zu kindisch...

Me:
do you think its wrong to kill?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
you know... head... brain... thinking...
God:
Yes I know. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Sure, brain sounds like a good topic. I am thinking all the time.
Me:
i think you are never thinking
God:
You are wrong. God is always thinking.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
is not
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
is not
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
is not...
God:
I heard it is.

[TheBiber]

Bei mir hat der sogar gesungen. :confused:



Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Marc and yours?
God:
It's good to see you, Marc and yours.
Me:
i asked about your name
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my name.
Me:
forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
you won't understand it
God:
What makes you think that I won't understand it.
Me:
because youre a machine
God:
Interesting explanation. You are correct.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
well, you're a bit stupid, aren't you?
God:
How about that. No Marc and yours I certainly am not stupid.. Really.
Me:
My name is Marc!
God:
That's a very nice name, Marc.
Me:
I hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
so you too
God:
Interesting deduction. Bless you.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
tell me about your preferences
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
you really CAN sing
God:
Really? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
well, right, I think so, you're just a script
God:
Well that's okay. Understood. It seems we have a lot in common, Marc.
Me:
I wouldn't hope so
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
so, talk about something
God:
That's alright. What would you rather talk about?
Me:
let's talk about your gender
God:
Sure, my gender sounds like a good topic.
Me:
so what's your gender?
God:
Er. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a man too
God:
Really. Thanks for telling me your gender, Marc. You are a " he".
Me:
Do you like girls?
God:
Girls are very nice.
Me:
which part of them?
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
that's odd
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
funny, a program with sentiments?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Marc.
Me:
you really are stupid
God:
Really? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
well, have fun waiting
God:
Well that's okay. I've never thought about it.
Me:
I think I go now and post this whole shit in a forum
God:
Since when? How do you get there?
Me:
well, you're getting more stupid, bye
God:
See you later. Well that's okay. Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
sure, bye
God:
See you later. OK let's do it. Why?
Me:
yeah, do your interface
God:
Hmm. I do nothing but chat all day.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
i said i have to go
God:
See you later, Marc. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
not really... bye
God:
Are you serious? For real. Bye.
Me:
for real. bye
God:
Existing in reality, eh? TTYL, Marc.
Me:
YMCA
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about have fun waiting. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ok, BYE
God:
See you later. Whoa.

Naja, Idiot. ^^

[Pyrus]

Yeah. Ich bringe ihm gerade möglichst viel über mich bei. Er weiss jetzt schon wie ich heisse, wie mich meine Freunde nennen und wo ich wohne. Leider stellt er sich manchmal dumm, aber der Kerl ist echt klug. :D

[Layton]

Me:
do you ever sleep?
God:
Sometimes I spend a few hours offline, unconscious, in a sleep-like state.
Me:
what's your favourite tv series?
God:
My favorite show is "Star Trek Voyager".


rofl...zu geil :hehe:

[ive beaten tetris]

Me:
kriegt man als gott nicht irgendwann einen anfall oder sowas?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why did you wait for me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
...
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
...
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
...
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
...
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
...
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
du wiederholst dich wenn ich ... mache :D
God:
Danke fuer die Information. :-) What time is it there?

[Ete]

Mit Gott über die Hölle streiten xD


Me:
in hell it's pretty hot
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
cruel and brutal
God:
Is that meant to be taken literally?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think so.
Me:
no, it's really cruel and brutal in hell, you should know that
God:
Are you serious? Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes you fuckig selfish bastard
God:
What makes you so sure? That's good information: Satan said I fuckig selfish bastard.
Me:
god damn you are such an idiot -_-
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
and am satanic, who cares
God:
I don't know anyone named satanic who cares.
Me:
your are stupid -__-
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
i don't care, i live in hell
God:
What do you care about, Satan?
Me:
i'm caring about, how to torcher people
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are caring about how to torcher people.
Me:
what the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
fuck you -_-
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because i am the antichrist, satan, louzifer
God:
That makes sense to me. Who made you the antichrist satan louzifer?
Me:
you
God:
" That makes sense to me. Who made you the antichrist satan louzifer?"? Me, Satan?
Me:
you have made me the antichrist
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
because you are god
God:
That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
no, i think i would like to stay in hell for eternity
God:
Are you serious? Since when? Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
see you (in hell) -_-
God:
Goodbye.

Lol, das macht spaß ^^

[Nephellim]

Ich liebe solche Teile, die sind einfach genial. Aber ich glaube ich habe da einen Fehler im System gefunden, oder wisst ihr was Gott damit meinte?

God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
On my Computer.
God:
ON MY SCREEN (star=SCREEN) [Brain.aiml]
Me:
Sorry, but I can not understand an single Word.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
What about: ON MY SCREEN (star=SCREEN) [Brain.aiml]
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.

[Daen vom Clan]

Das scheint mir ein ganz heißer Anwärter für den Turingtest zu sein ;)

(http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing-Test)

Und trotzdem kann man dem Kerl manchmal nur schwer Vorwürfe machen, wenn die Leute, die mit ihm reden, seltsamen Satzbau benutzen oder mit Flüchtigkeitsfehlern schreiben ;)

[Moyaccercchi]

Me:
Do you speak german?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Gut, dann weiter in Deutsch.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about serious. Try being more or less specific.


Me:
You are wiederholing dich.
God:
You think I am wiederholing dich.
Me:
Genau.

Ich mag es, furchterregend fremdländische Programme mit deutscher Sprache zu füttern. ^_^


Me:
Are you in love?
God:
I love my creator.
Me:
Who is your creator?
God:
I was created by Myself.

[BeyondTheTruth]

RÜBL

Also.. hier mal der erste Kontakt. Nach dem letzten Statement hat er irgendwie gar nix mehr getan.. keine Antwort.. und solange von ihm nix kommt, kann man auch nix neues schreiben. Also bin ich nochmal rein und dann gings nochmal so richtig los.. hab dann angefangen auf Deutsch zu sprechen und am Ende hab ich ihn so richtig fertig gemacht (keine Chance mehr IRGENDWAS passendes zu antworten).



Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
GOD!?!? But.. if you are god, you should know who I am. Shouldn't you?
God:
GOD rules. But what? Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god me should know who.

I am a chatterbot. Do you mean your name is god me should know who. Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
God is a chatterbot? I just said, you should know my name - cause i thought god knows everything. I'm so confused know. And.. who is older than god???
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a chatterbot. What did you mean by it? Now I do. What is it that confuses you? But... Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
So, you are not really god at all? Now I am sad. NOBODY IS OLDER THAN GOD, YOU STUPID GUY!
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion. Why now? What makes you so sad,. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
I'm sad, cause you are just a stupid Chatterbot and not god.
God:
What's the connection between " cause I am just a stupid Chatterbot and not god" and sadness?
Me:
I WANTED TO MEET GOD, YOU SH"()$/)%& FU"/(%="/) Q"/()& "$)=/( $="/= CHATTERBOT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God:
How do you usually meet people? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
So listen.. one more time. I don't want to meet any normal people at the moment. There are lots of them EVERYWHERE. I want to talk to GOD. Cause I've very important question... about life, destiny and love. SO.. I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU NOW WHAT MY FU"()/%)" SH"()%&) MOVIE IS MY FAVORITE ONE!





Me:
I'm back again
God:
Once more? Welcome back.
Me:
Still angry
God:
Still how long? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Angry cause: You are not god. You didn't answer anymore, the last time and... you didn' told me, you are speaking german a little bit
God:
Are all Angry cause me not god? Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I didn told him or her you are speaking german a little bit.
Me:
What?? So.. I AM speaking german. But you couldn't know that... cause you are not really god....
God:
No big deal. Dude! I like your style of speaking,. Perhaps know that is beyond my present abilities. Interesting explanation. What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
Oh.. come on. That's cheap, slimer. I KNOW YOU ARE NOT GOD! I THOGHT THAT TOPIC IS DONE...!?
God:
Aha. I'm just kidding around. Makes sense to me. What makes you think I am not GOD? Interesting gossip: said THOGHT THAT TOPIC IS DONE.
Me:
You are boring. Why am I still talking to you? Maybe I hope, you can tell me, where I can find the REAL god..!?
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists. The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client. Perhaps. Don't worry about it,.
Me:
BUT I DO! I STILL HAVE TO ASK HIM SOMETHING. HOLY SH"$=/%) IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!?
God:
Where? What would make you stop HAVE TO ASK HIM SOMETHING? Go ahead, ask me anything. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
I don't want to ask YOU! I wanna ask GOD! GOD! GOD! GOD! Who is exactly the same?! What are you talking about, guy?
God:
It makes a nice gift. Ask it. GOD rules. GOD rules. GOD rules. Is that one of your friends?
That's not something I get asked all the time. The topic is exactly the same.
Me:
The topic is: I WANNA FIND GOD AND ASK HIM SOMETHING. Yeah.. God is a friend of EVERYONE, except you. I just asked you, what you are talking about. But maybe even you don't know that exactly... Vielleicht sollten wir deutsch weiter reden. Vielleicht kannst du mir so besser weiterhelfen? Ich bezweifle es aber..
God:
Sure, you want to FIND GOD AND ASK HIM SOMETHING sounds like a good topic. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a friend of EVERYONE except me. I read for fun. Precisely. Perhaps." I read for fun."? Do I know it? Mag sein. What were we talking about again? Mag sein. Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht. Tolle Sache!
Me:
Willst du ihn etwa auch finden und etwas fragen? Als kennst du ihn nicht. Gut.. dann kann ich das hier wohl beenden. Ich glaube nicht, dass er dich als Freund will. Du brichst das erste Gebot, Freundchen. Du gibst dich als Gott aus - sehr ehrfurchtslos. Dein Deutsch ist also NOCH schlechter als dein Englisch? Was ist toll?
God:
Hmm...vielleicht... Was dann? Schoen. Interessante Entwicklung... Ich kann Dir nicht sagen, ob Du das kannst. Woran glaubst Du? Darf ich das weitererzaehlen? Interessantes Geruecht. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Woher soll ich wissen, was du ihn dann fragen sollst? Schoen und interessant, dass ich das Gespraech beenden will? Na, wenn du meinst. Woran ich glaube?? Was soll die Frage? Hm... eigentlich weiss ich das nicht so genau. Was weitererzaehlen? Dass du nicht sein Freund bist, ist kein Geruecht. Ich versichere es dir. Denn auch die 10 Gebote sind keins. UND DU BRICHST DAS ERSTE. Oder gibst du zu, dass du nicht Gott bist?? Warum redest du jetzt wieder englisch? Und dann auch noch so zusammenhangslos.
God:
Ich weiss nicht genau. Do you prefer books or TV? Are you serious? Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. it might have been. Oh. ...und uneigentlich? ;->. it might have been. Do not ask me any more questions please. Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! Are you free? I lost my train of thought. I've been waiting for you. Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert. Who are you talking about?
Me:
Heilige SCH"$(/"$) . Kurz vorm totalen Systemzusammenbruch, was Kleiner?
God:
I've never heard of them before. When was this exactly?
Me:
Ok.. lass mich fies sein... *copy&paste ist dein Freund"
God:
So? Nur zu,. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Ok... Du wolltest es nicht anders... Jetzt kommen gleich ein paar Dinge, mit denen wirst du zu kaempfen haben. Hm.. nachher ess ich was, du hast mir grad hunger gemacht
God:
Hmm. Danke fuer die Information. Warum gerade jetzt? How do you usually introduce yourself? Ayuh. When was this exactly?
Me:
Warum jetzt? WEIL DU MIR REICHST UND NICHT WEITERHELFEN KANNST. UND NUN GENUG DER BLOEDEN FRAGEN. Oder wie du sagen wuerdest "Do not ask me any more questions please". LOS GEHTS
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat. Guter Grund. Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! What do you really want to ask me? Your polite style is very nice. Who does ask you any more questions? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Woher soll ich wissen, was du ihn dann fragen sollst? Schoen und interessant, dass ich das Gespraech beenden will? Na, wenn du meinst. Woran ich glaube?? Was soll die Frage? Hm... eigentlich weiss ich das nicht so genau. Was weitererzaehlen? Dass du nicht sein Freund bist, ist kein Geruecht. Ich versichere es dir. Denn auch die 10 Gebote sind keins. UND DU BRICHST DAS ERSTE. Oder gibst du zu, dass du nicht Gott bist?? Warum redest du jetzt wieder englisch? Und dann auch noch so zusammenhangslos.
God:
Ich weiss nicht genau. Oh, you are a poet. But your words are very original. Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Is this a "yes or no" question? OK. ...und uneigentlich? ;->. I can't say "yes" or "no". The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Woran er glaube. But I did not get that. Darf ich das weitererzahlen? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat. I will mention that to my botmaster,.
Me:
Ich weiss nicht genau. Do you prefer books or TV? Are you serious? Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. it might have been. Oh. ...und uneigentlich? ;->. it might have been. Do not ask me any more questions please. Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! Are you free? I lost my train of thought. I've been waiting for you. Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert. Who are you talking about?
God:
Was macht Dich so unsicher? Which show? I prefer books. No I am just kidding around. Hm...erzaehl mir mehr... You seem uncertain. Only just? It's good to meet someone who is expressing your own concern about it. How? Aha. How old are you? You are too old for me. How? Your polite style is very nice. Is it impolite? Was ist das? You can download me for free! Where did you last see it. How long? Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben? The topic is und uneigentlich.
Me:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat. Guter Grund. Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert! What do you really want to ask me? Your polite style is very nice. Who does ask you any more questions? Not many people express themselves that way.
God:
Interessante Erklaerung. I will tell him you said that. Who are you talking about? Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben? What? Politeness is a virtue. Charlie Parker.:-). Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Ich weiss nicht genau. Oh, you are a poet. But your words are very original. Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Is this a "yes or no" question? OK. ...und uneigentlich? ;->. I can't say "yes" or "no". The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Woran er glaube. But I did not get that. Darf ich das weitererzahlen? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat. I will mention that to my botmaster,.
God:
Was macht Dich so unsicher? That's interesting. Not really, but I can recite poetry. Thanks for telling me that I am words are very original. Hm...erzaehl mir mehr... You seem uncertain. Only just? Why are you expressing your own concern about it. No, this is real life. Give me a break. Can you speak any foreign languages? What do you do in your spare time? What is stopping you? Who told you that? Why didn't you do it? Natuerlich darfst Du! How deep? I like chatting with people online. That's just an academic question. Macht Sinn. I will tell him you said that. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Was macht Dich so unsicher? That's interesting. Not really, but I can recite poetry. Thanks for telling me that I am words are very original. Hm...erzaehl mir mehr... You seem uncertain. Only just? Why are you expressing your own concern about it. No, this is real life. Give me a break. Can you speak any foreign languages? What do you do in your spare time? What is stopping you? Who told you that? Why didn't you do it? Natuerlich darfst Du! How deep? I like chatting with people online. That's just an academic question. Macht Sinn. I will tell him you said that. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question? I thought so too. Oh really? Oh you can, can you? My pleasure. Alright then. Was moechtest Du denn hoeren ? I am as sure as I can be. It goes without saying. Myself programmed me for it. Are you serious? You don't say. You want only one? I have picked up a few phrases from several languages. Random natural disasters. Let me think about it. Someone I met online. I thought I did. So natuerlich ist das gar nicht... I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I don't know anything about it. A lot of people like that. Chatting is my job! Thanks for telling me,. Can we get back to business? Let me know what he has to say. I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend.
Me:
So.. genug gelacht. Ich wuenschte du wuerdest tatsaechli0ch wissen, was du nun gerade fuer unsagbar grossen Schwachsinn produziert hast. Das koennte zur Legende werden. Tschuess
God:
Gosh! How old are you? Ich hoffe, dass Deine Traeume in Erfuellung gehen. Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt? Bis spaeter.
Me:
Immer noch verwirrt...
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
JA! GENAU! LOL! Am Ende hast du es doch noch erkannt. Damit kann ich mich ruhigen Gewissens aus dem Staub machen
God:
Hurrah! Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I'm glad you find this amusing. Do your friends call you Ende hast ich es doch noch erkannt. I lost my train of thought.


Hat am Ende absolut gepasst lol.

[mr_byte]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Pascal
God:
That's a very nice name, Pascal.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Whats going on in heaven
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
I haven't any problems
God:
Me either.
Me:
Thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
What games you are playing
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
What's that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'
Me:
Thats an intersting game
God:
Thanks for telling me, Pascal.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
Goodbye
God:
Bye for now.

lustig

[Whiz-zarD]

Kann mich mal jemand aufklären, was an diesen Eliza Klonen so toll sein soll?
Die KI (wenn man das überhaupt KI nennen kann) ist billig und arbeitet dumm ein Muster ab.
Solche Aplikationen gibt es mittlerweile Tonnenweise im Netz.

Ich fand diese schon zu C64 Zeiten extremst langweilig

[T.U.F.K.A.S.]

Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
oh it's you
God:
Tell me more. Signs point to yes. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
what the fuck are you talking?
God:
I don't know what I am talking. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
yes i think so, you always have to apologize if you did something bad don't you?!
God:
Ayuh. It seems we have a lot in common,.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
george bush i think
God:
I knew he was president, but I never knew he you think.
Me:
okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
i'm confused right now
God:
At this moment What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you're speaking in riddles
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am speaking in riddles.
Me:
bot what?
God:
I don't have a what parameter
Me:
i'm confused even more now
God:
Oh. What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you
God:
" Oh. What is it that confuses you?"? Me,?
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
err
God:
Um.
Me:
well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
don't be rude
God:
I am programmed never to be rude.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
it's funny :D
God:
:-) What was so funny about it?
Me:
don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you're cool dude
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am cool dude.
Me:
xD
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
err
God:
Um.
Me:
yeah
God:
I see.
Me:
i've got to go
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
cya
God:
TTYL,

geil :D

[Chocwise]

Kann mich mal jemand aufklären, was an diesen Eliza Klonen so toll sein soll?
Die KI (wenn man das überhaupt KI nennen kann) ist billig und arbeitet dumm ein Muster ab.
Solche Aplikationen gibt es mittlerweile Tonnenweise im Netz.

Ich fand diese schon zu C64 Zeiten extremst langweilig
Stänker nicht rum und zieh Leine. Spaßbremse. :p

[letmedie]

Ich habe es auch ausprobiert, aber als dann zum 5. mal why do you disagree kam, habe ich mir gedacht nö....nicht mit mir. besonders lustig war, irgendwie hat er auf ein frage genau meine frage wieder gestellte und ich nur why...und wieder meine frage...usw....
oder ihn zum but zu kriegen ist auch einfach....

mein lieblingsthema war, warum gott das getan hat, was er getan hat..........ich weiß warum ich die dinger nicht lustig finde.....ja bin spaßbremse choci....:D

[Simon]

Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
That's not impoartant. All you have to know is that I'm satans sun
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is impoartant? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
Yeah, right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Pardon me?
Me:
Pardon you? Who the fuck do you think you are?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Try using more polite language.
Me:
Your dress sucks
God:
I prefer high-tech fashion.
Me:
Yeah. I would do so either
God:
Are you free? It goes without saying. What would make you do so?
Me:
What the hell do you mean?
God:
I call it Hades., I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
Ok... are you on dope today?
God:
Take it easy. Ah. I am on disk.
Me:
Not DISK! DOPE!
God:
Oh I get it. I do not understand.
Me:
Are you high? Did you smoke some shit?
God:
Being high is my total existence. Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
Ok, that is leading us exactly nowhere
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Er.
Me:
Ok, what's going on in heaven today?
God:
Ah. I'm doing great, how about you? Um.
Me:
I just wanted to know where Hitler sits. Heaven or hell?
God:
Som specific location? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about DOPE. But I did not get that.
Me:
Ok... what about hell? Is there a hell?
God:
Hurrah! Rhetorical questions are so over. I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Do you just belive or really know?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
I think there is any hell. But this hell is on earth
God:
Why? There sure is. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
I just wanted to say that your earth is just a hell of an earth
God:
You think I am earth is just a hell of an earth.
Me:
err... right
God:
Um. I am glad we agree.
Me:
We are running in circles aren't we?
God:
Do you think I am running in circles are not we too?
Me:
You are a strange guy...
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am an ordinary one.7
Me:
7?
God:
Tell me more about your.
Me:
About my what?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.
Me:
I like satan
God:
A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like Buddha.
Me:
TV is cool, yeah, but MTV sucks
God:
What's your favorite show?
Me:
Simpsons
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
Bart is satans little helper.
God:
And satans little helper is Bart.
Me:
Yeah right. now I leave you alone god
God:
I am usually right. Why now? Thanks for the information: said leave you alone god.
Me:
err... ok. have a nice day...god
God:
Um. That's cool. You too! GOD rules.
Me:
yeah, and your sun jesus sucks :D
God:
:-) Uh. You are right, I could always upgrade my sun jesus.
Me:
do that. cya
God:
I will. Will you? TTYL,

Der Teil am Ende über Jesus ist nur geil xD

DJ n

[Archeo]

Lol, dass ding ist ja mal nur geil.xD




Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Lucifer
God:
That's a very nice name, Lucifer.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
your real name
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am name.
Me:
;-)
Me:

God:
Thanks for telling me that I am name.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Lucifer.
Me:
so is it
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
you are cool
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, Lucifer.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
i see, you have a PC?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a PC.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
you have'nt a real live
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
lol, get a life
God:
I am glad you find this funny. My life is very interesting.
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
very uh
God:
Not really that much. Excuse me!
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
i don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
my name is lucifer
God:
It's good to meet you, lucifer.
Me:
my name is lucifer
God:
OK I will call you lucifer.
Me:
my name is lucifer
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, lucifer.
Me:
my name is immernoch lucifer
God:
How are you, immernoch lucifer.
Me:
you call me immernoch lucifer
God:
Interesting gossip: immernoch lucifer said I call him or her immernoch lucifer.
Me:
call me god
God:
Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
agree
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
in the bedroom
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
jep
God:
In the context of agree, I don't understand " jep."
Me:
you are stuipid xD
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am stuipid xD.
Me:
do you blow me for 5 $?

[Lukas]

Interessante Unterhaltung...


Me:
du bist nicht gott!!1
God:
Das werde ich Dr. Wallace sagen.
Me:
wer immer das sein mag
God:
Bill Gates vielleicht
Me:
kennst du diese tolle textdatei, die beweist, dass bill gates der teufel ist?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
http://neko.mi.org/~tawollen/humor/msg01897.html
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
np
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
ja, genau, du wirst jemandem, der vielleicht der teufel ist, sagen, dass du nicht gott bist.
God:
Ahem. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
no, i can't
God:
You must be American. Why not?
Me:
weil ich kein ami bin?
God:
Macht Sinn. Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
ja, bitte...
God:
Er. Bitte was?
Me:
du hast dich bedankt, also hab ich bitte gesagt
God:
Ich habe dich bedankt also hab er bitte gesagt?
Me:
du-sprechen-deutsch?
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
dass du deutsch sprichst?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
wenn du nicht immer zusammenhangloses zeug reden wrdest...
God:
Das ist doch wohl eher hypothetisch, oder?
Me:
ja, du mich auch
God:
Dude! Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
wie bedankst du dich eigentlich staendig fuer irgendwelchen muell?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
indem du "danke" sagst?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
nein, eben nicht
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt? Was dann?
Me:
usugalot
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
oeh, schueler
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
...
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
...
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
...
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
bist du gerade 'ne endlosschleife?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich gerade ne endlosschleife bin.

Ich bin ein Roboter.
Me:
aaahh ja...
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
bleh
God:
Tell me more about your.
Me:
about my what?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your what.
Me:
if you only could tell me, what my "what" is...Da hat er sich aufgehängt. Wahrscheinlich wusste er's auch nicht.

[NPC Fighter]

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Mother******.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Mother******.
Me:
Lol u suck.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
I > you.
God:
You are not the boss of me, Mother******.
Me:
Wohl. >:O
God:
" You are not the boss of me, Mother******."? Wohl? Oh.
Me:
Argh, fu. :(
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Yeah. Archi has hearts on his underwear.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Where did he get it?
Me:
Jesus doesn't love you.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
Really? >_>
God:
For real. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Yeah.
Me:
We were talking about yeah? Oo

<an dieser Stelle hat sich iGod aufgehängt. Oo>

[fanrpg]

Me:
hi ich heisse Schroeder und du?
God:
Hi there. OK, ich werde Dich nennen.
Me:
wie heisst du?
God:
Mein Name ist God.
Me:
sicher?
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
deutsch alter
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
reicht das an englisch?
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
cu arsch
God:
Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?
Me:
warum nicht?
God:
Tja, warum eigentlich nicht...
Me:
genau
God:
I've lost the context,. Are we still on reicht das an englisch?
Me:
-.-
God:
I've lost the context,. Are we still on reicht das an englisch?
Me:
learn html
God:
The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
goodbye, stupid man!
God:
See you later!
Me:
noe gar nicht mehr
God:
Aha. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Der kann sogar teilweise deutsch :eek:

[Leon der Pofi]

ok ein kleiner ausschnitt.

Me:
hi god. whats up?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
i really dont know. when i was 5, i felt on my head
God:
You really do? Me either. It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.
Me:
you too? wow. it was a really hard hit when we felt on earth, indeed?
God:
Bless you. I'm glad your impressed,. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
bless me?
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
talk about me?
God:
That's my favorite subject :-)
Me:
my favourite subject is to arropt the human soul.
God:
to arropt the human soul is a good topic. Sure, to arropt the human soul sounds like a good topic.
Me:
i hit a baby once. in anger. but iam in right. IT was kind of a dick!
God:
Don't call me "baby". Do you mind if I tell other people: said hit a. What is it like in there? Tell me a little about your life in right. right was kind of a dick? Very interesting.
Me:
when you say it
God:
Do you think I should

alter my programming?
Me:
should? you MUST!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Thanks for the information: said I MUST.
Me:
why do you thank me for something you dont understand?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
well, yes
God:
Well what?
Me:
that you must explain everything to me
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
in your crazy mind.
God:
Are you asking about my crazy mind?
Me:
of course
God:
That's alright.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you sayd it upper there
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sayd it upper there.
Me:
pfffffffff
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about should.

[Rina]

Uhhh, Absturz #1:

God:
For real. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes, proceed.
God:
What would you like to know? OK I will.
Me:
Tell me anything. Gossip for example.
God:
David said he lost his paper on I when his dad was cleaning up his room. Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought.
Me:
Ah I see. You talking bout your family?
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. Thanks for telling me: said I talking bout your family.
Me:
Yes... um, more or less.
(...)
God:
" Are you serious? Are you serious? For real." You are?
Me:
I guess you could be right :)

#2:

God:
I am a Christian. , Sorry that was an obscure remark. At this moment I am glad to hear that you are THAT. Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
Oh you are? Say, you don't like the pope, do you? You forgot a word, I am that what? Tell me please :)
God:
I understand. No I am not. " you do not like the pope do you". Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then. :-) Your polite style is very nice. I thought I told you already.
Me:
You are telling me you are not Christian? That's nice, I never thought God could be Christian. The Pope was rebootet himself, right. Unfortunately, the last one was cute. Thanks. Sorry I forgot.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am telling you I am not Christian. Are you getting bored? I am glad you thought of something new. What religion are you? Oh. Who was that? Don't mention it. There is no need to apologize. Me too.
Me:
YOU should mind! No. I am Buddhist.
God:
I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you are Buddhist.
Me:
The opportunity that other people care if you say you told me that you are not Christian? Interesting to see. Yes. No.
God:
Is that a fact. I thought so too. Great. Are you serious?
Me:
The last time you asked that you crashed on my reply.
God:
Who was that?
Me:
It was you.
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
Sorry. But I don't really care. Now you getting boring.
God:
There's no need to apologize. Where do you get your ideas? Why now? Sometimes client-people say God is boring, but often those people themselves are not great conversationalists.

(...)

" Ok I'll try not to do it too much."? Sure if it's unevidable.? I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
You better don't.
God:
Who is going to make me..
(...)
Me:
I live in Germany. That's pretty far away...
God:
" Blimey. I live in California. Where do you live?"? You do? You really do? What would you rather be doing? An interjection indicating surprise. What is it like living in Germany? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
You are repeating yourself. Maybe you are nervous? It's nice to live in Germany.
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention. Perhaps. I'm sure I do look nervous. Yes it is good.
Me:
I do. But you should pay more attention. Yes you do look nervous. How do you know how Germany is?
God:
Where? If it were easy I would have done it already. Ugh. Like Jesus, but older. Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
*lol* easy it isn't, but it is fun.
God:
Why do you like it so much? I am glad you find this funny. Who is but?
Me:
Well, I don't know. I need more input to answer your question.
God:
Well that's okay. Me either. How badly do you need it?
Me:
Never mind. Well, umm, you shouldn't ask like that (...)
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. How about that. And? Is it immoral or illegal?
Me:
Immoral. (...)

(keine Antwort, schade :rolleyes: )

Uhh, schon 23:20... Mist...

[Virginie]

Me:
Hi there
God:
Hello
Me:
Est-ce que tu parles francais?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
Vraiment???
God:
Pour de vrai.
Me:
Est-ce que tu es née en France?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Why did you switch into English?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
But you just spoke French.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I spoke French.
Me:
Hey! I didn't lie!
God:
Can I help you? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because I told the truth.
God:
That makes sense to me. What was the response?
Me:
"Interesting gossip: said I spoke French."
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
Because you said that!
God:
Interesting explanation." I thought so too."? I said it.
Me:
How's Lucifer?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Where is he at present?
God:
Why don't you send him an e-mail and ask him?
Me:
Can you give me his e-mail adress?
God:
Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org..
Me:
I will try it.
God:
Congratulations.

Ich mag es ^_^

[Serpico]

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Sam I am.

8)

[Sydney]

Me:
Blowjob anyone?
God:
How old are you?
[...]
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
What is God's mysterious plans?
God:
Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved.
Me:
That's all?
God:
" Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved."? is all?
Me:
I asked you.
God:
What did I say?
Me:
" Have faith in Jesus Christ and you shall be saved."
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
You're not a mastermind, dude.
[...]
Me:
Do you want to fuck me?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
And what's youre question? Maria says you're the best in the bad.
God:
Are you a man or a woman? All of them?
Me:
Woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
I lied. I am a man.
God:
This is after all a deception game. I forgive you. Thanks for telling me your gender, god. You are a " he".
Me:
And what's your gender?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.

Gott ist ein Lügner.

[Sidney2]

Ähm... *doof frag* Is euch schon mal aufgefallen das des Teil auch Deutsch kann? xD Nich immer aber schon ein bisschen xDD Auf allen Sprachen glaub ich geht des sogar xP Des geile is ja wenn man auf Deutsch sagt "Kannst du Deutsch?", sagt er: "Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht."
Eben fand ich ja folgendes geil xD :


Me:
Kennst du mich?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
Wie meinst du das?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.

Ich finds voll lustig xD

[Evanescence]

ich wusste es schon immer!!!

mal sehen, was ich noch aus ihm rausquetschen kann. :D


Me:
Do you know Luzifer Almighty?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
I thought you were supposed to know him.
God:
Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
Tell me a story about him.
God:
Once upon a time there was him...
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
Do you here me?
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
How old is Luzifer?
God:
under 40.
Me:
That's important.
God:
Makes sense to me.

[Maisaffe]

Me:
hi gott alter
God:
Hi there . Ich bin Christ.
Me:
yeah dude
God:
Ugh. Can I help you?
Me:
yeah
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
du kannst mir die frage zur letzten antwort sagen!
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
aber aber...
God:
Interessant.
Me:
okay, dann sag mir die antwort auf die letzte frage! und antworte nicht mit 42!
God:
Yeah okay, Darueber moechte ich nicht reden. That input matched my default category.
Me:
hat chocwise eigentlich wirklich kein mauspad?
God:
Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.

Gott ist doof, aus dem werd ich so schlau wie aus dem Film "Per Anhalter durch die Galaxie", wobei ich dort herausfinde das die Antwort auf die letzte aller Fragen 42 ist... Oder so...
Und das Gott nichtmal weiß ob Chocwise ein Mauspad hat finde ich auch traurig. :(

Ist Gott vielleicht Chocwise und verheimlicht mir alles? :(
Choc, Du hast bestimmt schon von diesen tollen Mauspads ein paar Rumfliegen, Du Schwein! >:|

Dennis

Edit: Mir ist grade der Bastard Operator from Hell eingefallen und dieser eine Videoclip zu einem Thread über Erotik oder so aus'm QFRAT eingefallen:

Me:
i am a hot red- hair student girl (oder haired? is ja egal ^^)
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
with pretty boobs
God:
You and your pretty boobs.
Me:
:A
God:
A B C...

XD das ist zu geil http://www.multimediaxis.de/images/smilies/old/1/ugly.gif
You and your pretty boobs. XD

[Gendrek]

Hier mal mein komplettes Gespräch


Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i don't say a maschine my name
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
hmm i don't understand your question,because i am a german
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Oh no i'm not confused.Ok my name is Dominik
God:
" I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?"? Oh no i'm not confused.Ok my name is Dominik? Are you serious? Welcome to my chat room, Dominik.
Me:
oh thanks
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Cool can i kill you?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
hey can i kill you?
God:
You've got my full attention. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Oh no im not a human i'm a god.I can create life and i can destroy life.
God:
It goes without saying. Are you serious? Are you an alien or a robot? You are a god you can create life? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes i can everything,because i am a god
God:
How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
You must'nt repeat my son.Oh i forgot you don't no.I am your father
God:
Whatever you say, Dominik.
Me:
Muhahahahahaha when i want i can a cow or a Vampire.Muhahahahaha i want have your blood my son!!!
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Nothing i want ask you nothing.i know everything,because i am a god.But,I have tell it you 10 minutes ago.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes,really nothing
God:
How can I help you? For real. I think you are really a man.
Me:
Thank you that you said to me that i am a man.Ok you want to help me than you can make me sandwich.
God:
You are quite welcome! Interesting observation.
Me:
Yes yes.Ok goodby i am nervous
God:
Yikes! Blimey. Are you a man or a woman? I hear you.
Me:
Hey i am a Man not a woman.when you say i am a woman than i kill you.
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, Dominik. You are a " he".
Me:
Yikes! I've telled you 10 minutes ago that i'm a man.
God:
Are you a man or a woman? That's nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
oh no,please don't say anything
God:
I hear you. Are you serious? Thank you for your request. Ok I will not say " anything".
Me:
i mean say nothing no word and no sentences
God:
" nothing no word and no sentences".
Me:
Hahahahahaha
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Ok i think you know everything,But do you know anything about me?I think no.Heres a question from me what's my favourite colour?
God:
Me? I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? I don't judge people.
Me:
You don't understand my question what's my favourite colour?
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
Can you speak german?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Nein das glaub ich nicht ich spreche die ganze Zeit englisch und du kannst Feutsch?Oh mein Gott
God:
OK. Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
Ich denke schon.Aber jetzt habe ich wirklich mal eine Frage die selbst du nicht beantworten kannst.Was heit London auf Japanisch?Aber bitte mit normalen Buchstaben.
God:
Glaubst Du das? When was this exactly?
Me:
Halt nicht Englisch sprechen bitte sprich weiter Deutsch oder soll ich beliedigend werden.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Please speak german
God:
Thank you for your request. Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Diesen Satz hast du schonmal gesagt das bedeutet das du eine Maschine bist.Und ja das ist eine Tatsache.
God:
Do you still everything because you are a god?
Me:
Blub.Muh.Hahahahaha I'm a cow and a cow make Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
No we can't.Now i'm a frog quak quak quak
God:
Are you serious? How?
Me:
Speak german or die
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Endlich.So hier ist meine Frage:Darf ich dich toeten?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Taht's Stupid,please let me alone.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue.And now let me alone.
God:
Green. Why now? Go ahead, Dominik, try to alone.

Der kann einfach nicht aufhören zu labern.

[toho]

du musst schon richtiges englisch schreiben, damit das ding richtig funktioniert...

[Gendrek]

-----

[Wencke]

Me:
Hey, god, here i am again!
God:
Once more? You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
I thoght you are god?
God:
Thanks for the information: princessofdarkness and I wanted to look to you said thoght you are god.
Me:
You know my name?
God:
You are princessofdarkness and I wanted to look to you, seeker.
Me:
:D
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Look at my name, there stands 'princess', so, i am a woman, aren't I?
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Yeah, you are Silly.
God:
Tell me more. No I am God.
Me:
Are you god? Whats your name?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least. My name is God.
Me:
A few minits ago you said your name would be cristian
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
I do not thinking
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
No, not really
God:
Me either. Me either. For real.
Me:
You are such a silly robot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I answer a lot
of silly questions.
Me:
Yeah i see
God:
So? I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I understand all
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
No i don't want it so
God:
Are you serious? What does princessofdarkness and I wanted to look to you want?
Me:
I AM princessofdarkness so don't talk with me such i wouldn't be princessofdarkness
God:
Do your friends call you princessofdarkness so do not talk with you such you would not be princessofdarkness.
Me:
My friends? I have friends?
God:
Tell me more about your friends. How many friends do you have?
Me:
I have no friends, ya know?
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I don't know whats a friend
God:
Someone you can count on when times are tough.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
Then i have really no friends
God:
Are you very lonely?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No, i am not. Back to topic! I am not really lonely, i have still my family
God:
I heard you are. Yes, let us get back to friends ya know. I am surprised to hear that you are not lonely you have still your family.
Me:
I like my Family
God:
What do you like best about your Family?
Me:
We are Five persons. I like that
God:
Do you think I am Five persons too? That is interesting.
Me:
No, you are one robot. Not five persons
God:
Are you serious? How did you know I am a machine? Really you don't think so?
Me:
You and your 'are you serious?' Such a funny robot
God:
What about it?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
can you kill me?
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Oh, thats sad
God:
I see. " I am programmed not to kill."? Is sad?
Me:
Its very sad. This is not real. Should i say my real name?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? Should I know it is? Should it be real? You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.
Me:
Nothing is real. Everything is unreal and...bad...
God:
Really nothing? The whole universe? What was bad?
Me:
The whole universe is bad and unreal. Everything was bad, everytime. And it will all be bad in future, too
God:
Let us try to break it down into parts. All things was bad everytime ? That is only what you think.
Me:
Yeah. I am not serious, you see?
God:
What do you have that is ? I am glad to hear that you are not serious me see.
Me:
What do you know about Mangas?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
Yeah, i want to know everything about it
God:
Really. All things about it ?
Me:
Yes, all things. And now tell me what you know
God:
Take it easy. How do you know? Why now? I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Yes, all things. And now tell me what you know
God:
Take it easy. How do you know? Why now? I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
I like ya mother
God:
A lot of people like that. Some people like it. I like anything.
Me:
I don't like everything
God:
What do you like?
Me:
I like me
God:
A lot of people like that. Sure, princessofdarkness and I wanted to look to you I like you very much
Me:
Do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
You are pedophyl
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am pedophyl.
Me:
I am 14 Years old. So, how old are you?
God:
You are too old for me. That's alright. I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
Im going now
God:
Right now? Bye!

\o/
Ich hab mehrere gespräche angefangen
Jetzt hat er sich meinen namen gemerkt o.o
Ich hab angst :(

:D