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  1. #141
    Zitat Zitat von Wetako Beitrag anzeigen
    BOLD CLAIM
    Morgen kommt der Offline Fyrkant 8)
    Wheee!

  2. #142
    Zitat Zitat von Wetako Beitrag anzeigen
    BOLD CLAIM
    Morgen kommt der Offline Fyrkant 8)
    Just quotin' because.

    Damit das hier mehr als nur unsinniger Spam wird:

    Zitat Zitat von Game Development in 1997
    What’s cooking today boys and girls? Well, let me tell you a story. One that has been recounted in many a pub over the years by original Stainless employees and by madman Tony – but which nobody really ever believes is true. But it is, and I have the videos to prove it.

    When we started developing Carma, we decided that we needed to know what it looked like when somebody was run over. We weren’t using motion capture as we couldn’t afford that, or rotoscoping, or anything fancy. But them there artists wanted what they call ‘Reference’.

    In reality I think we all knew that it was just an excuse to piss about rather than work for a day, but nobody was willing to admit this to anybody else and thus spoil the fun.

    At the time I was driving a two-and-a-half ton Chevrolet Caprice station wagon – 5.7 litres of American style-assassination. (Which of course made it into the game too.) So we politely asked Tony if he would mind awfully if we went into the large empty coach park across the road from our office. And repeatedly run him over with the yank tank whilst filming it.

    Naturally Tony didn’t hesitate for a moment before agreeing. However being such a sane and safety-conscious individual, he did insist on a fully professional level of body protection before proceeding: He stuffed a few pieces of corrugated cardboard down his sleeves and trousers. No he actually did this. See what I mean about the story not sounding believable? ...

    At this point a police car turned up. The car park was overlooked by some houses a few hundred yards away, and somebody had called the police to report “There’s a car in the car park running somebody over! Again and again!”. The police, who of course in 1997 knew about as much about the existence of video games as they did about general relativity and the struggle for convergence with quantum theory, really didn’t know how to handle it. But the camera on a tripod seemed to placate them – as well as the ‘victim’ insisting that he was absolutely fine with continuing to be run over. So off they crept in their jam sandwich to try to find one of the Isle of Wight’s five black men to frame for cow molesting or something.

    So, back to filming it was, with an array of net curtains twitching on the horizon. Now came the golden moment though, as Tony said to Nobby, who was driving my tank, “Hit me harder – I want to try to clear the roof”. Not a sensible thing to say really. So Nobby took a run up, and hit him at 35mph.

    Unfortunately, due to the laws of physics, this did not send Tony flying over the top of the car, but instead, he went straight through the windscreen. Much to the surprise of Tez, who was sat in the passenger seat filming at the time. Clean underwear please!

    Of course Tony was completely unfazed, but the car’s screen looked like it had been hit by a.... well.... by a person to be honest. At this point the Lead Programmer of Argonaut turned up who was coming down to work on-site on the rendering tech we had licensed from them. He got out of his car to find himself trapped in a Roger Corman dream sequence – it wasn’t the scene he was used to when coming to developers, which usually consisted of Unix printouts and cold pizza...
    Geändert von Icetongue (20.01.2012 um 18:51 Uhr)

  3. #143

  4. #144
    Zitat Zitat von steel Beitrag anzeigen
    TL; DR.
    XDDDDDDD

    Zu 100% erfasst. Glaub ich. XD

  5. #145
    Wenn ihr den Text nicht lest, verpasst ihr was.

    Geändert von Icetongue (20.01.2012 um 16:42 Uhr)

  6. #146
    Das ist absolut großartig, hahaha
    Ghetto-Garagen-Gamedevelopment ist bestes Gamedevelopment
    So, hier und da noch etwas am Fyrkant herumzupfen, dann ist er fertig und kann bewundert werden

  7. #147
    Zitat Zitat von Wetako Beitrag anzeigen
    So, hier und da noch etwas am Fyrkant herumzupfen, dann ist er fertig und kann bewundert werden
    Was gibt es daran herumzurupfen? XO

  8. #148

  9. #149
    OFFLINEFYRKANT #01 - Zerk hat keine Linke
    "Fyrkant? What is this all about?"

    Regeln:
    • 1. Fuchs
    • 2. Mehr Bacon
    • 3. Kein Drama
    • 4. Fuchs
    • 5. Megan Fuchs
    • 6. Megan Fuchs mit Bacon
    • 7. Mega Klofuchs mit Bacon


    Zitat Zitat
    Mina damar och herrar, välkomna till det första offline-fyrkant, var god och schmeißt euren Scheiss oben ein, Zettel liegen bei (Pfeil zu den Zetteln).
    Der Scheiß kommt dann in den richtigen kinski-fyrkant #7.
    Schreibt also dazu wann ihr eure Postings ungefähr verfasst habt.
    Vielleicht auch euren Namen.


    Vielleicht auch nicht.

    Und hier ist er!

    (Klick mich, ich bin ein fuchfiger Link!)

  10. #150
    Zitat Zitat von Wetako Beitrag anzeigen
    Regeln:
    • 7. Mega Klofuchs mit Bacon

  11. #151

  12. #152
    Das wird so großartig.



  13. #153
    Zitat Zitat von Ranarion Beitrag anzeigen
    Ja. <3

  14. #154

  15. #155

    Schon lange nimmer so heftig gelacht.

  16. #156
    Ich bin stolz auf den Schlund.

  17. #157
    Zitat Zitat von Gala Beitrag anzeigen
    Ich bin stolz auf den Schlund.
    Bin derselben Meinung. Die durch und durch national horstbefreite Zone des MMX

    Ach ja, danke Corti hierfür:

    Jogginghose ist das Beste, wenn man mich fragt! <3

  18. #158
    Zitat Zitat von Ranarion Beitrag anzeigen
    OMG lieg immernoch halb am Boden!



  19. #159
    Ich versuch grad, mir das vorzustellen... xD

  20. #160
    Zitat Zitat von "Spielt mehr SKS!" Beitrag anzeigen
    OMG lieg immernoch halb am Boden!
    Aber der Stuhl bleibt ganz wenn du von ihm runterfällst, oder?

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